The campus has spoken. And just for the record, I didn't cast a vote. I remained impartial.
- Dr. Date
Dear Dr. Date,
I have a theory about you, yeah you Dr. Date. Since obviously Barry isn't attractive, I think Dr. Date is turning into case of tooting your own horn.
My theory is you are Barry, and you just like to inflate your already large head even larger by calling yourself hot.
If you aren't Barry, what about his girlfriend? In that case hunny, so sorry I think you can do better, obviously, he has drugged you into believing he is some sort of attractive.
- Barry's not hot but the Girls are!
Dear Barry's not hot but the Girls are,
All right, let's set the record straight, I am not Barry Tallackson. You see, how would I be able to have a contest end at 5 p.m., turn an article in to the Daily's copy desk by 6 p.m. and skate off to play in the NCAA semifinal game at the same time?
You've got it all wrong. There's no way I could be Barry. He doesn't work at the Daily, does he?
And as for being "drugged" by Barry into believing he's cute because I'm his girlfriend? Right, like that would ever happen. Or would it Barry??
- Dr. Date
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