>Svedka vodka - Seductively sippable, never nauseating.
Diplo's new disc - Dang! A disco dance and a pitter-pattering pimp party!
Uptown Art Fair - Yuppies yapping. Youngsters yelping. Artistic angst aggregating.
Earthquake captured on Judge Judy - Justice jarred when world went wobbly.
Brett Favre - Incredibly indecisive individual irks entire Packer Nation
Conor Oberst's new record "Conor Oberst" - Supremely sexy singer/songwriter swings solo
Charcoal grilling - Tedious tradition yields tasty and transcendent treats
The state of the current video rental business - move over Mr. Movies; McDonald's Redbox makes more money!
Minneapolis tap water - Finally, fresh and fishless

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