Network

Network

Published: 04/13/2009

Network

Ok Networkia, so here’s one for all the whiners out there: Evidently we’re not being mean enough to boys who screw around and sell their naughty wares.

So, here we go: like, omg, what’s up with those slutty boys from Middlebrook? I mean they will (tr)uck anyone who looks at them with anything less than a scowl!! Damn, I’d pay good money to see them shaking their thangs on the Washington Avenue Bridge. Maybe instead of MSA jerking off — I mean, around — with that lend a band crap, maybe they should hire some nice slutty boys to shake their man beef on the Washington Avenue Bridge. Maybe it would get that NUTTINg bridge fixed a little faster!

FROM: TheFashionistaIsOut!(OfHerMind)

Dearest Network. It’s been quite a while since I last graced you with my presence. Anyways, now that it’s safe once again to drink the water in Moos Tower, I thought I’d send a message your way about my latest beef: Kara Nesvig. What the nutt is this girl thinking? Net: my best guess? Wow, I’m not sure I can even try to emulate that level of marshmallow fluff for brains, but here goes, Fashionista stream of consciousness: “Hmm, today it’s happy outside, so like, I think I’ll match my necklace to my shoes, oh-em-gee, like, not like that fugly girl over there, wearing white socks with her last-season mary janes! Gah! I MUST have a new slouchy bag today, Vogue says they are coming back but in brighter colors and like what about a banana sandwich?” Her articles are even more obnoxious than that powder puff Aaron Leth’s were last year! Sad thing is, the whole campus thinks she’s from Wisconsin because of the way she acts, even though she’s apparently from NoDak! She’s such a twit and a waste of space in the Daily … even though we all know the ENTIRE Daily is a waste of space. I LOVED her recent article telling boys how to dress … must have been geared towards us gays, cuz seriously, who else reads this [expletive]? Gossip Girl? Net: Oh goodie, Jack from “Will and Grace” is NUTTING reading my column now … Here’s the deal, boys and girls, Network doesn’t give a flying NUTT who or what you like to (tr)uck. Everyone just get out there and get your jollies, okies?

Len Druskin? Really? NO ONE knows what Len Druskin is, except the gays … no one else shops there, except maybe some of the douchebag yuppies in Carlson (the grad students and MBAs, not the undergrads for sure-they’re still wearing their ill-fitting suits from JC Penney.) Net: I hear they even wear them to sleep at night! Seriously … is anyone listening to her? As seen around by the U recently, no boys really care about what they are wearing … even some of the people on my team that I’ve seen walking around in DC Shoes and zip hoodies. Whatever happened to the gay knowing how to dress, and always looking flawless? Talk soon. Kiss, kiss.

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Network is the absolute worst

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:43pm.

Network is the absolute worst part of the Daily and that is not something bestowed upon the column lightly. It's not even that it's offensive, it's just that it's stupid. Saying stupid things about people being rapists or retarded or slutty isn't something that is inherently funny. And then you have Network getting totally defanged with the ridiculous use of NUTT instead of the actual word? Why let him make jokes about rape but not let us see FUCK? WHOOPS I RUINED THE ARTICLE.

Whoever writes Network has other duties at the Daily, I would assume, and they should probably just stick to those.

So wait, if it were just

Submitted by Ami (not verified) on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:06pm.

So wait, if it were just offensive, that would be fine? Not trying to critique your comment just trying to feel out what you're saying. I don't think that the column really contributes much to the newspaper, except making fun of/insulting people and perpetuating stereotypes, which we don't need more of...

I'm not saying I'm okay with

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:16pm.

I'm not saying I'm okay with it being offensive. What I'm saying is, there are many problems with Network, but even if you toss aside the fact that he is TRYING to offend people, it's still not funny. There are people who like offensive things, that's okay, but I'm saying that it's incredibly hypocritical to make fun of things like the Dominic Jones rape case like Network has done in the past while replacing things like "fuck" with NUTT. They're okay with making fun of people who have been victims but aren't at all ready to drop one of George Carlin's dirty words.

There has never been one case for keeping Network in the Daily that I've seen. Part of the reason the Daily gave for not printing an issue on Friday is to "go green." I have a great way to save about two pages a week.

By the way, it's not about

Submitted by Ami (not verified) on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:08pm.

By the way, it's not about "being mean" to boys as well, it's that it shouldn't be okay to do it to anyone. Reducing people to their bodies or sexualities dehumanizes them and makes it a lot easier to say stuff like you've said in this and the column that started the whole thing.

Equity is the name of this

Submitted by Hater of Net (not verified) on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:47pm.

Equity is the name of this game.
Feminism isn't about giving the same shit to guys as girls have been getting. In fact, sexism affects both men and women negatively, so we should all be for getting rid of it.
As for you, Net, I wish the MN Daily would kick you to the curb where you belong. At least Dr. Date tries to remain gender neutral, where you flaunt your maleness and your 'ho'ness around all the time. Whats with that!?!?
Its sexist and boring and Net needs to grow up.

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