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Hey Networkia, seen MTV lately? Evidently they just figured out what the rest of us on campus already know: everyone at UW Madison SUCKS! Too bad for all your girlfriends, boyfriends, cousins, whatevers who go there and are now out there whining in the blogosphere, on Facebook and twitter…. Blah blah, we’re actually like, awesome! NUTT You, MTV, for making us look so stupid!

Reality check folks: MTV basically just held up a mirror, and you’re pissed that everyone else saw what we, here at Good ole U, already know: BETTER DEAD THAN RED.

FROM: self righteous ho

Holy ho balls net, it seems our exchange has elicited quite the sh!t storm of self righteousness. Net: is it still self-righteousness if it reeks of lameness and unfounded accusations? I’m not sure. Well, as the original self righteous ho, I’m a little peeved because people seem to be missing my point. I was merely pointing out that instead of hating on hos—and using the term to degrade--we should respect what they do for our society’s dicks. After all…isn’t it more respectable for men to hire women explicitly for sex than to sleazily pick up drunk chicks, clumsily manipulating them into one-night stands the girls probably won’t even remember? Net: Hmm, you bring up an excellent (and very self-righteous) point, Miss Ho. (ha, like that? Respectin’ the hoes!! Yea, *w*itch!!) I’m sure there’s some douchepacker over in CSOM doing research on that very topic.

From StrikingBackWithStilettos

Dear TheFashionistaIsOut!(OfHerMind), am I sensing a little bit of jealousy here? Since you seem to have no issues in stereotyping the fashionably bold, I'm going to go ahead and assume you are one of those white t-shirt, fitted jean chuck wearing boys that call themselves original. God forbid someone try to take five inches out of the school newspaper to entertain those that find a mental vacation of style necessary. It appears you actually agree with Kara that our campus is capable of stripping the North Face from every other specimen on the street. And I can only hope that Kara continues to write about characters OTHER than those that go to the U. Net: whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the bus, right NUTTING there. We’ll have absolutely NO defending of the Fashionista in this column, you hear? NONE. She is worthless and stupid and true Networkians would never waver in this belief.

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