Network

From M'Erica!
As an avid follower of Network, I was disappointed with the blatant lie you told in Thursday's paper. Net: Me? Lie? I don’t think so. I am an avid “tweeter,” and you, sir or madam, are not tweeting in any way shape or form. Net: I, in fact, do tweet. I actually just tweeted all over the place. If such lies continue there will be nothing left worth reading in the Daily, unless another riot breaks out. Net: Well, I think I’ll take that as a compliment.
Shape up, or I will light your street on fire. (Too soon?) Net: Thank you, M’Erica, for that nice transition into me telling everyone that I just got a Twitter account. Send me your ridiculous thoughts and concerns by tweeting me @mndailynetwork. Like Flo Rida, I’ll reply to as many people as I can. Keep ‘em comin’!

From Thruthsayer
Greetings, Net. Net: Greetings, Earthling. I saw your outreach toward your many Networkia fans and decided to send in a reply. Net: That’s all we ask for here: replies. And money. I have been trying to reach a conclusion for this dilemma I have for quite some time now, but I have been having difficulty. Of course, I am not talking about something as trivial as politics or world relations. Net: I’m pretty good with those topics, but I understand. I speak of Dr. Date and Fashionista. Of these two, which is not the bigger douche, but which is the lesser of two evils?! Both suck! But which is worse? Discuss. Net: That’s a GQ. I’m glad you brought this up, as I have recently been pondering this same question. Let me just say, THANK FRIGGIN’ CHEESE AND RICE that we only have to put up with Fashionista’s propaganda once a month during the summer. Did anyone watch “The Fashionista is In: Webisode 1?” Talk about awkward and painful to watch times a billion. I would have to say that Dr.Date has to be the lesser of the two evils. Although there is (and most always be) a hatred between us, his column last week was helpful and deserves some credit. Still bad. But not as bad as the thought-to-be-blind fashion lady.