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Net: Alright Networkia,. Good Job sending in some great hate mail (Although most of it was hating on last week’s Network submission). Keep it comin’!

From Antonehenry:
Hey networkia. Net: Hola Antonehenry... are you a Spaniard? Been a while since I've graced you with my presence. (insert network snark now) but this year I've noticed this chick biting her finger and calling herself "the fashionista." Net: Let’s come up with a new name for her. How about Awkwardista? I am become critical of her credentials Net: I am become critical of your writing skills, Antonehenry. when she told me to wear a sport coat over my t-shirt and be current. I think she just wants her men to look like that self-proclaimed emo kid on the OC. Net: I think she wants men to look NUTTING stupid to make herself look better by comparison. Well anyway, my real point, is the chick hot or what? Net: GQ Everyone has learned in the last five years that if a chick only has one pic from the chest up, she's fat and wears materinty t-shirts. Net: The last five years? They’ve been doing that for centuries. Mona Lisa was 6’ 9” and 280 lbs. Plus we can only see one side of her head and she's got her finger jammed in her face. Net: Is Fashionista even real? Solve this for me @network. Wait, you're decades behind tweeting. Net: You’re right. Net will tweet just for you Antonehenry. Just for you. Sorry to confuse you. Net: I’m not easily confused young grasshopper. Let’s see if we can get a full body shot of FashionFeista by her next column. Just one question: Would she be any less annoying if she was hot?

Net: Alright Networkia. It’s NUTTING hot out. Get a slip-n-slide, some beers, get your bikinis and Speedos on and meet in the Mall. It’s time to show this NUTTING heat who’s boss.