A&E's Arbitrary Awards

Most post-Mount Vesuvius explosion over-fried chicken tenders — Downtime Bar

Prettiest receding hairline — Jude Law

Bar where you’re most likely to forget the night — tie: Triple Rock Social Club/Nomad World Pub

Best Steve McNair death Tweet award — sports blog Kissing Suzy Kolber’s : “Steve McNair murdered, expected to start Sunday”

Politician whose affair explanations inspire the entire nation to collectively cringe award — Gov. Mark Sanford

Movie we sort of remember ruling, but totally sucks upon revisiting award — “Independence Day”

Place where pot smokers are most likely to accidentally fall off a cliff on campus — the small jutting pole buried in a path across from Comstock Hall

Politician most likely to be seen drunk, in a pool of self-loathing with French fries stuck to his face — Norm Coleman