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From: Rachel Harkins from the Baddish Group
Hi, Net: What? No stupid greeting? We know what this must be: spam. But we promise it’s good.
Thanksgiving Eve ... It goes without saying that old friends, long awaited reunions, hookups with old flings and, of course, a generous amount of alcohol will be all inevitable. Net: And your mother expressing her passive-aggressive disappointment.
So whether it’s your first Thanksgiving Eve or you’re a seasoned veteran, make sure you are prepared, because once Thanksgiving is in the air, you just never know what can happen. Net: Well, maybe if a certain son of ours would get married, maybe our thyroids wouldn’t be so bad. In fact, a recent study shows that pumpkin pie increases sexual desire by more than 40 percent! Net: Jeez, ma, whatever you’ve got in the oven sure smells like sex. So, if seeing your old high school girlfriend isn’t enough to put you in the mood … Net: You mean that little NUTT you poked in the minivan? The smell of pumpkin pie might send you right over the edge. Net: Leave Jenny out of this, Mom, and pass the stuffing.
So if you are making a checklist for everyone who is packing up for the long-awaited Thanksgiving break, make sure you add condoms to the top of the list, because you never know who might be hooking up this Thanksgiving Eve. Net: It might include people whose children you don’t want to have, eh?
But don’t just grab any condom, look smart and make sure to pack Sensis Condoms. Net: Condoms always make you look stupid; only stupid people use condoms. Sensis Condoms have patented QuickStrip™ Net: Space technology — they have two exposed tabs that you can see and feel, so there’s no confusion about which way the condom should be applied. Net: Confusion no more because now your condoms come with handles. It’s quick, easy and, most importantly, reliable — so if the alluring pumpkin pie smell gets the best of you, you will be prepared.
For the full 411 on Sensis Condoms, simply open the attached fact sheet or visit SensisCondoms.com. Please let me know if you have any questions or would like additional information or product samples. Net: So the trick to having yourself an after-dinner poke on Thanksgiving is to have pumpkin pie-flavored condoms? For years we’ve been dipping our NUTT in hollandaise for nothing but to go well with English muffins.
Best, Rachel Net: We’ll see you after dessert, baby.