Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Going to the bathroom, if that’s OK with you."
Girl 1: "But you always take like 5 billion vagina years!"
"I accidentally asked someone to 69 today."
Professor: "And that’s why I’m not going to try heroin, because what if I like it?"
"Jack Frost just raped me!"
"A team of samurais come in, led by Tom Cruise, and they just wreck everybody."
"Of course you can tell it’s a body! What else would be hanging from a tree like that?"
Girl (on cell phone): "Can I go to space camp this summer? … Age limit? What about adult space camp?!"
"Do you like to be penetrated?"
Professor: "You shouldn’t be throwing out the baby with the bath water, but rather look into the bath water and understand it, and use what is in there accordingly … maybe that’s not such a good analogy."
Professor 1: "Are you on? Are you turned on?"
Professor 2: "Am I turned on? You’re
going to ask me another question like that?"
"I’m just going around impregnating
"See, the goal of that test is to score as high as possible."
Guy 1: "Chivalry is not dead, my friend."
Guy 2: "Who’s Chivalry?"