"God, I look like a baby prostitute."
Guy 1: "Miley Cyrus gives me a reverse boner."
Guy 2: "Miley Cyrus is my personal
—Marcy Park Apartments
"So I cut my losses and moved to South Africa."
"I could totally make a fortune off the greek system black market."
Professor: "What are those guys with the man purses? METROSEXUALS! …
Sorry, just thinking about sex on the metro."
—Carlson School of Management
"I don’t believe in killing; it’s against the law."
"Guys have EYELASHES?"
"They have more than enough dead babies."
Girl: "You were normal when we first started dating!"
Guy: "Well, that’s when I was still doing drugs ..."
Girl: "Can’t say I’ve ever slept on a table."
Guy: "I can!"
"It was hard to swallow with so much meat in my mouth, especially with everyone chanting, ‘Swallow! Swallow!’"
"He has a good ratio of douche-to-cute."
"It’s not that bad being drunk on the bus. I’ve done it plenty of times."
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