Guy: “The peas are totally ruining this dish.”
Girl: “There are barely any peas.”
Guy: “I swear to God, I can taste the F’ING peas!”
“You gotta buy that Playboy calendar! It’s like 365 days of jacking off!”
Professor (taking attendance): “A class without a Johnson would not be complete!”
Guy 1: “So, are we going to watch the Super Bowl together?”
Guy 2: “Is it on a weekend?”
Instructor: “It’s cold out. I demand global warming! Your homework this weekend is to pollute!”
“… And then he put the penguin in his backpack.”
Professor: “I could really fry a lot more than an amplifier. Graduate students are replaceable; amplifiers are expensive. See, I do care about safety.”
“You just keep sucking and nothing comes out. Then it all comes out at once!”
“I’m in architecture; I have to smoke weed.”
“I hate the Green Bay Packers more than communism, and I absolutely hate communism.”
“It’s like salmon on my face!”
Professor: “I was so impressed with his recycling, and now we have two kids.”
“It’s not easy to have an orgy in a one-room apartment. You just don’t have the space.”
“I just stepped on my tooth.”
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