"It’s like our minds are wild lions, and this subject is a very unfortunate antelope."
"I don’t think I’m big enough! I want to be bigger!"
Girl: "So I had a beer with this old guy in a hot tub."
"I dance awkwardly too well."
—Middlebrook dining hall
"Joan Rivers is like when you look at a bottle and realize it’s only 2 percent juice."
"Everything gravitates towards my crotch."
TA: "So who wants to mate with Samantha?"
Guy: "So, I’ve been trying to grow a mustache ... It’s so hard."
Roommate: "Just don’t shave ..."
"Does ‘Blue’s Clues’ have a porno?"
"I’m going to look like a bruise, but a SEXY bruise!"
"I don’t remember getting blackout last night."
"I’m rather fond of her, in a one-night-stand sort of way."
"I can’t believe that two weeks ago, I was considering going lesbian!"
"I already talked to my dad about dating my cousin."
Girl 1: "What are all these people doing here? Convention, maybe?"
Girl 2: "Must be a Carlson thing. They’re dressed like douchebags."
—McNamara Alumni Center
"My penis stopped hurting! No STI, yeah!"
—Centennial dining hall
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