Guy: "What’s your major?"
Girl: "Public relations."
Guy: "Oh, so you’re going to be a stripper."
Girl: "That’s that girl from high school."
Girl 2: "Ewwww."
Guy: "That’s horrible."
Girl 2: "No it’s a good eww, like, ‘yay’ eww."
"I’m telling you the best way to get over a hangover is to lay out in the sun all day."
"Hurry up and win! I’m sick of spanking myself!"
"I can’t tell how far in it is."
"There was a 25 percent decrease in penis size. You can imagine they weren’t too happy about that."
Professor: "Ever stick a banana in a tailpipe?"
—Animal growth and development class
"My daughter’s in the basement drinking beer and watching soap operas."
"Haven’t you heard? It’s an official rule that I don’t have to have my pants on past 10 o’clock."
"I’m brown on the outside but white on the inside. I’m like a burnt Twinkie."
"That’s about as bad as a hot dog being thrown down a hallway."
"I’m never licking your hand again."
Guy: "So what are you guys doing here?"
Girl: "I’m stripping!"
Professor: "Oh, please don’t say that, I could get fired."
"How about calculating the amount of wine you can put into a goblet? You have to know these kinds of things."
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