Overheard Around Campus

"Yeah fashion design and math, they go hand in hand. What is the integral of cotton?"

—Lind Hall

"I wish I knew more states!"

—Applebee’s

"Is a water chestnut alive or a vegetable?"

—West Bank

Guy 1: "Wow, this is a spacious bathroom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know. I could ballroom dance in here."

—Centennial Hall

Student 1: "I’ve decided to only say Nicolas Cage quotes from now on."

Student 2: "If you do that, I’ll kill you."

Student 1: "But will that bring back your goddamn honey?"

—Bailey Hall

French professor: "Perlinpinpin. It’s quack powder. Quack doctor powder."

—Peik Hall

"I don’t want to manhandle your muffin!"

—Science Teaching and Student Services building

Guy 1: "Remember? We were all chatting in the women’s bathroom last night."

Guy 2: "Nope, I don’t remember that."

Guy 1: "And you were making out with that girl …"

Guy 2: "Well, I remember that!"

—Apartment building

"Did you hear Rebecca Black is coming to Spring Jam?!"

—Pioneer Hall

Girl 1: "Wait, you have a piano? Where?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, it’s where the piano goes. Duh."

—Location unknown

"So I had this dream last night that my boyfriend was a sex offender."

—Magrath Library

"Half these kids are supposed to be dead in bear traps right now."

—Amundson Hall

"Stephen Hawking? Is that the smart guy?"

—Knoll area