"Yeah fashion design and math, they go hand in hand. What is the integral of cotton?"
"I wish I knew more states!"
"Is a water chestnut alive or a vegetable?"
Guy 1: "Wow, this is a spacious bathroom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know. I could ballroom dance in here."
Student 1: "I’ve decided to only say Nicolas Cage quotes from now on."
Student 2: "If you do that, I’ll kill you."
Student 1: "But will that bring back your goddamn honey?"
French professor: "Perlinpinpin. It’s quack powder. Quack doctor powder."
"I don’t want to manhandle your muffin!"
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Guy 1: "Remember? We were all chatting in the women’s bathroom last night."
Guy 2: "Nope, I don’t remember that."
Guy 1: "And you were making out with that girl …"
Guy 2: "Well, I remember that!"
"Did you hear Rebecca Black is coming to Spring Jam?!"
Girl 1: "Wait, you have a piano? Where?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, it’s where the piano goes. Duh."
"So I had this dream last night that my boyfriend was a sex offender."
"Half these kids are supposed to be dead in bear traps right now."
"Stephen Hawking? Is that the smart guy?"
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