Girl 1: “What would you do if I bought you a pack of cigarettes?”
Girl 2: “I would light one and burn you with it. Gross.”
“I try not to curse as a rule of thumb, because my wife often curses in front of the kids, often at them ...”
Guy 1: “Life is solely about finding someone of the opposite sex.”
Guy 2: “Correction: Life is solely about finding someone of the opposite sex and in the meantime playing with my Friday Soundboard app on my iPod.”
“Ah! My day is going terribly. First I can’t find any ecstasy, and now it’s going to snow on Tuesday!”
Guy 1: “I have a vagina waiting for me in bed.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, it’s probably your mom’s.”
Guy 1: “Does it really matter?”
“So you CAN talk during a silent auction!”
Girl 1: “What’s your home address?”
Girl 2: “Um … 612 ...”
Girl 1: “OK, that’s your phone number.”
Girl 2: “Oh ... ha ha, right.”
“I’m going to accessorize all the way to Tate.”
“Go to the meeting. And then go to the hedgehog.”
TA: “Make sure you check out the white stuff that Scott made.”
Professor: “Have any of you read it? No one? Good, so you won’t know I’m bull-shitting.”
Professor: “Kanye West. Did I say that right? My son would be cringing right now. He cringes a lot.”
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