Girl 1: “If you keep taking open drinks from people at parties, you’re probably going to get roofied.”
Girl 2: “I hope so! Then I can be all like, ‘Yeah! I’m roofied!!’”
Girl 1: “Um, I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.”
“You know that Java programming is a gateway to sexual tension!”
Girl 1: “I used to get really pissed when people gave reports about euthanasia.”
Girl 2: “Why?”
Girl 1: “Because I thought they were protesting youth in Asia.”
Girl: “Wait, people went in my room?”
Guy: “Yeah, It’s open door night.”
Girl: “OMG, my bra was hanging up!”
“I was staring at your pears. I mean the fruits on your plate!”
Professor: “I think everyone should go to prison. You learn more in two weeks in jail than you will four years at the U.”
Professor: “My gosh, it smells like someone is smoking out there, or the place is on fire! [Walks outside to check] Oh, she was just eating a Twinkie.”
“Oh you have a bite and suck? Those are so much better than regular water bottles that are always coming in your face!”
Guy: “What is this?”
Girl: “It’s lip gloss. Put it down, you’re going to get herpes!”
Guy: “I’ve always wanted some!”
Professor: “The Aztecs rose from nothing then ruled an empire.”
Girl: “Like the Kardashians.”
Professor: “No seriously, what if cats had all the technology? How would your life be different?”
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