Overheard Around Campus

Girl 1: “If you keep taking open drinks from people at parties, you’re probably going to get roofied.”

Girl 2: “I hope so! Then I can be all like, ‘Yeah! I’m roofied!!’”

Girl 1: “Um, I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.”

—Coffman Union

“You know that Java programming is a gateway to sexual tension!”

—Unknown

Girl 1: “I used to get really pissed when people gave reports about euthanasia.”

Girl 2: “Why?”

Girl 1: “Because I thought they were protesting youth in Asia.”

—Unknown

Girl: “Wait, people went in my room?”

Guy: “Yeah, It’s open door night.”

Girl: “OMG, my bra was hanging up!”

—Middlebrook Hall

 “I was staring at your pears. I mean the fruits on your plate!”

—Middlebrook Hall

Professor: “I think everyone should go to prison. You learn more in two weeks in jail than you will four years at the U.”

—Nicholson Hall

Professor: “My gosh, it smells like someone is smoking out there, or the place is on fire! [Walks outside to check] Oh, she was just eating a Twinkie.”

—Unknown

“Oh you have a bite and suck? Those are so much better than regular water bottles that are always coming in your face!”

—Sanford Hall

Guy: “What is this?”

Girl: “It’s lip gloss. Put it down, you’re going to get herpes!”

Guy: “I’ve always wanted some!”

—Ackerman Hall

Professor: “The Aztecs rose from nothing then ruled an empire.”

Girl: “Like the Kardashians.”

—History class

Professor: “No seriously, what if cats had all the technology? How would your life be different?”

—Folwell Hall