“Mufasa makes such a good catch when he saves Simba. I think we should recruit him to play for the Gophers.”
Girl: “All day long: coffee and restroom, coffee and restroom.”
“You just made that thing disappear with a little cream on your lip.”
“It was funny because he had a dress on, so he left a trail of piss.”
“Watching zit popping videos on YouTube almost turns me on.”
“Why is yogurt so feminine? Can’t a guy enjoy some Activia?”
Student [touring U]: “Does it really snow here?”
Guy 1: “Do you think Goldy is getting slightly aroused by all the Gopher Spirit today?”
Guy 2: “I would like to think so.”
Guy 1: “That would be pretty neat.”
—TCF Bank Stadium
“I’ll just wear underwear this Halloween, then.”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Girl 1: “Nothing had happened and now that it has, it’s just … weird.”
Girl 2: “Kind of feels like incest, right?”
Girl 1: “Yeah!”
“I hate when the school part gets in the way of college.”
“I got seven condoms and a Snickers bar tonight. That’s a good haul.”
“If he whips it out, I swear I’m going to cut it off.”
“I just walked into my room and found a package of condoms, and I thought, ‘Do I own these?’”
—Middlebrook dining hall
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