“I’ve taken up smoking instead of sleeping. It’s an alternative form of energy.”
“Wait. Who are the Gophers?”
“I have whiskey at home. Why the [expletive] would I buy beer?”
Guy 1: “The average male maturity drops 10 levels once he becomes a college freshman.”
Guy 2: “So what is he, like, 10?”
Guy 1: “Pretty much.”
Guy 1: “What is that logo with the dot in the thing and a line coming out of it?”
Guy 2: “Get me a beer and then ask me that same question!”
“I need a dress for formal. I guess I could go naked. I mean, there’s nothing more formal than your birthday suit!”
“Sometimes I need a guy to give me a hug and say, ‘Sorry my whole gender sucks.’”
“It’s times like these that make me want to go straight.”
“Seriously. I just sit in his room, eating his nuts.”
Guy 1: “I’m not really blind, you know. I just do this to pick up the chicks.”
Guy 2: “That’s terrible! Does it work?”
Guy 1: “Dude, do you see this cane? I get laid more than a brick.”
Security guard: “… and those are the two things that determine the price of vodka.”
Guy: “So what is Lady Gaga now, a girl or a guy?”
Girl: “I don’t know. I think she’s trying to find a preference.”
Guy: “Ha, wish my niece would find a preference.”
—TCF Bank Stadium
Guy 1: “This is the fourth day in a row I’ve worn this shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’ve been there before.”
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