“I can’t wait till I peak all over at the gym.”
Girl [on the phone]: “Wait, did you two bang on my futon? Did I do anything with him? But he’s in my bed?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, and then it shot glitter up my nose.”
Girl 2: [laughs]
Girl 1: “It’s not funny. I’ll never get it all out.”
Guy: “This is hard to do with one hand.”
Girl: “Yeah, it’s a skill I’ve mastered.”
Student: “Were you in a limo downtown this weekend?”
Professor: “Have you seen my shoes!? I’m not riding around in limos!”
Girl 1: “Why does the gopher have wings?”
Girl 2: “He’s dressed like Buzz Lightyear.”
Girl 1: “Why is he dressed like that?”
Girl 2: “It’s for Halloween.”
Girl 1: “But Halloween’s not until Monday.”
“Everyone checks out everyone on the escalators at Coffman”
“I don’t want some random salad toss. I want a classy salad toss.”
Guy 1: “Dude, the cops are here; put the cup down!”
Guy 2: “No! The party is still going!”
“The least you could’ve done was drunk dial me.”
—Centennial dining hall
“… the double team just never works for anybody.”
Guy 1: “Dude, I was just in the bathroom for an hour!”
Guy 2: “What were you doing?”
Guy 1: “Who even knows!”
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