“OK, I’m going to tell you something, and I don’t want you to react. I’m not wearing underwear or a bra right now.”
“Did you just friend my cat on Facebook?”
“You’re skipping an ethics class? The only thing worse than that is cheating on an ethics exam!”
Guy: “Did you sleep?”
Girl: “I slept on accident.”
Guy: “Sometimes that’s the only kind of sleep I get.”
“I was thinking about my diet the other day. I figured out it’s one part caffeine pills, one part ramen and one part vodka.”
—Mechanical Engineering building
Girl: “I can’t believe I’ve been roofied three times already!”
—Washington Avenue and Harvard Street
Guy: “It’s like screwing a girl who forgot to take her tampon out.”
Girl: “Matt Damon’s smile could make any girl pregnant!”
Guy 1: “Dude, are you doing no-shave November?”
Guy 2: “No. Skyrim came out. Things happen.”
“Is it just me, or does our dorm have a lot of gingers with attitudes?”
—Comstock dining hall
“My brother bought my dad LSD for Christmas one year … It was a weird Christmas.”
“What’s the point of turning 21 when I have been drinking for three years?”
“I could live in a world of paisley and glitter.”
—Carlson School of Management
Girl: “Are you OK? You look tired.”
Guy: “I bought Call of Duty.”
—Science Teaching and Student Services
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