Professor: “If you’re afraid to say things like beer equals sex in this class, you’re going to have trouble.”
Professor: “It doesn’t have to be understandable; it just has to be simple!”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Guy 1: “We’re on the college campus. All the kids on this bus are getting degrees and going places in life.”
Guy 2: “What’s the name of the school?”
Guy 1: “It’s called Gopher College.”
—Route 3 bus
“Surprise! You have herpes!”
—Comstock dining hall
Professor: “The younger they are, the hotter they are.”
Professor: “That sounded bad, didn’t it?”
Professor: “One of the things I enjoy doing is breaking University policy.”
—Humphrey School of Public Affairs
Girl 1: “Don’t insult Hopslam! It’s like insulting my child.”
Girl 2: “I like it that you just compared beer to your child.”
Girl 1: “You’re right. I really don’t like kids.”
Girl 1: “If it was your baby you would like it because you created it.”
Girl 2: “So what? I don’t like my period, and that’s half a baby!”
Guy: “Lesson learned — don’t have parties at your house. People piss in your shampoo.”
Girl [talking about going to a strip club]: “Yeah, she’d probably go up and start ‘nerdy dancing.”
Girl 2: “Don’t you mean dirty dancing?”
Girl 1: “No, she is an Animal Science girl. It is definitely ‘nerdy dancing.’”
—St. Paul campus
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