Girl: “I’m thinking of going to the Galapagos.”
Guy: “I feel like the Galapagos is CBS’ Mecca.”
Girl: “It is. If I was a man, I’d have a raging boner just thinking about it.”
Guy: “Oprah won’t stop emailing me! Or Good Housekeeping!”
Girl: “Wait, today’s Bob Marley’s birthday? I thought that was 4/20!”
Guy: “No, that’s just when a lot of people smoke pot...”
“It is one of at least 15 words in Latin for ‘I kill.’ Kind of like Eskimo words for snow.”
“... well I couldn’t tell my mom the place where I shop the most is the liquor store.”
Guy 1: “Can I ask you for help?”
Guy 2: “Only if you use your Scooby Doo voice.”
“She’s like one milkshake away from being diabetic.”
Guy 1: “So if people in Territorial Hall live in T-Hall, does that mean we live in M-Hall?”
Guy 2: “No, dude, that’s just weird. Middlebrook is too sophisticated for that.”
—Middlebrook dining hall
“Dude, if I get that drunk, I’m definitely going to take my pants off.”
Guy 1 [referring to the Puppy Bowl]: “The one puppy got three touchdowns!”
Guy 2: “Yeah but the other one who got M.V.P. got two touchdowns, and his defense was insane!”
Guy 1 [on phone]: “Hey, it’s Safer Sex Week. Getting three stamps on your blueprint can get you 25 assorted specialty condoms!”
[Guys 2 and 3 overhear Guy 1]
Guy 2: “Look at him. He thinks getting 25 condoms can get him laid.”
Guy 3: “Look at you talk about wanting to get laid. Last time you got a condom you stole chemicals from some lab and started testing for properties of latex.”
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