“Every time I have feelings for a girl, I end up punched in the face, pushed to the ground, kicked to the curb and curb-stomped over and over and over!”
—Washington Avenue bridge
“You find the definition of ‘hipster’ in the architecture building.”
Guy: “Yeah, they’re this metal band, and all they do is sing about pirates!”
“Newt Gingrich ... we could have a whole class about the [expletive] that guy says.”
“You can accidentally backhand someone by turning around quickly ... I do that to children sometimes.”
Guy: “Can I ask you a question? Are you on LSD right now?”
Guy: “So did you go out last night?”
Guy: “Because you still have beer in your hair...”
Professor [shows class her Google Reader page]: “I have an update for the zombie apocalypse ... just want to be prepared.”
Professor: “Okay. That’s easy. So what do we do with this problem?”
Student: “Erase it.”
“The other day I got distracted from my homework and tried to learn Gaelic.”
Guy 1: “There’s actually, like, a huge problem with squirrel overpopulation in the city of Minneapolis.”
Guy 2: “We should give someone in Carlson a gun to take care of it but with only one round.”
Professor: “What is a model? Other than a sleazy, long-legged woman who gets mad at her husband when he loses the Super Bowl?”
“I chase my whiskey with yogurt.”
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