Guy 1: “I’m going deep digging for a booger!”
Guy 2: “Dig, dig, dig!”
Guy 1: “It’s smushed on the wall of my nose!”
Guy 2: “That’s what your pinky is for.”
Guy 1: “WTF! Where’d it go?”
Guy 2: “Isn’t that the worst ...”
“Michael Jackson died?”
Girl: “But he’s pretty much figured out that if he sees me on the weekend, I’m going to be drunk.”
—Centennial Hall laundry room
“Oh my god, that’s the biggest TCF bank I have ever seen …”
Guy: “So what did kids drink in the 1700s if water wasn’t clean?”
Professor: “Well, they drank what is called ‘small beer,’ or what we call Grain Belt.”
Girl: “You have thin mints?!”
Girl: “I have estrogen; give them to me.”
Girl to friend: “You know that episode of “Supernatural” where Sam and Dean separate? I think I’m Sam, and you’re Dean. You just want to keep me close, but you have to let your Sammy fly away.”
“Don’t talk about my butt like it’s a jungle gym!”
“I can’t wait for the Zombie Apocalypse ... watching my loved ones die around me ... and then start to chase after me ...”
[Working on group project]
Guy: “Where is [girl]? Does someone have [girl]’s number?”
Guy: “Someone send out a patronus.”
—Outside Coffman Union
Guy: “So what are you doing tonight?”
Girl: “Probably going to Biomed.”
Guy: “Oh, are they having a party or something?”
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