Overheard

Guy 1: “I’m going deep digging for a booger!”

Guy 2: “Dig, dig, dig!”

Guy 1: “It’s smushed on the wall of my nose!”

Guy 2: “That’s what your pinky is for.”

Guy 1: “WTF! Where’d it go?”

Guy 2: “Isn’t that the worst ...”

—Sanford Hall

“Michael Jackson died?”

—Pioneer Hall

Girl: “But he’s pretty much figured out that if he sees me on the weekend, I’m going to be drunk.”

—Centennial Hall laundry room

“Oh my god, that’s the biggest TCF bank I have ever seen …”

—Campus Connector

Guy: “So what did kids drink in the 1700s if water wasn’t clean?”

Professor: “Well, they drank what is called ‘small beer,’ or what we call Grain Belt.”

—Keller Hall

Girl: “You have thin mints?!”

Guy: “Yeah.”

Girl: “I have estrogen; give them to me.”

—Bailey Hall

Girl to friend: “You know that episode of “Supernatural” where Sam and Dean separate? I think I’m Sam, and you’re Dean. You just want to keep me close, but you have to let your Sammy fly away.”

—Dinkytown

“Don’t talk about my butt like it’s a jungle gym!”

—Comstock Hall

“I can’t wait for the Zombie Apocalypse ... watching my loved ones die around me ... and then start to chase after me ...”

—Centennial Hall

[Working on group project]

Guy: “Where is [girl]? Does someone have [girl]’s number?”

Group: “No.”

Guy: “Someone send out a patronus.”

—Outside Coffman Union

Guy: “So what are you doing tonight?”

Girl: “Probably going to Biomed.”

Guy: “Oh, are they having a party or something?”

—Unknown