“It’s amazing that Jupiter has tornadoes and hurricanes the size of our solar system!”
Professor: “Just ask my husband; I drive him crazy. Of course, he will also tell you I drive him to pleasure ...”
Girl: “Do you know what Pinterest is?”
Guy: “Yeah, it’s like porn for girls.”
Girl [blank look]: “What ...?”
Guy: “Girls enjoy that as much as guys enjoy porn.”
“I feel last year. Like, this sweatshirt is from last year ,so I feel like last year.”
“I took a naked photo and sent it to him, but I wasn’t really naked so it was tasteful.”
—Women’s basketball game in Indianapolis
“I love you. I love you so much, you’re going to die. This is a love choke!”
Girl 1: “What’s his major?”
Girl 2: “Stupidity.”
Guy 1 to Guy 2: “I puked on your face. Get over it.”
—Centennial dining hall
Guy: “Guys these days piss me off. How the hell can you not understand the phrase ‘in a relationship?!’ Lay off my Kool-Aid!”
Girl: “Glad to know I’m a sugary, talking bowl of fruit punch that bursts through a wall! ‘Oh yeah!’”
“I had a really fun time! Well, you know, until I started puking everywhere ...”
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