Overheard around Campus

“It’s amazing that Jupiter has tornadoes and hurricanes the size of our solar system!”
—10 Bus

Professor: “Just ask my husband; I drive him crazy. Of course, he will also tell you I drive him to pleasure ...”
—Akerman Hall

Girl: “Do you know what Pinterest is?”
Guy: “Yeah, it’s like porn for girls.”
Girl [blank look]: “What ...?”
Guy: “Girls enjoy that as much as guys enjoy porn.”
—Dinkytown

“I feel last year. Like, this sweatshirt is from last year ,so I feel like last year.”
—Willey Hall

“I took a naked photo and sent it to him, but I wasn’t really naked so it was tasteful.”
—Women’s basketball game in Indianapolis

“I love you. I love you so much, you’re going to die. This is a love choke!”
—Pioneer Hall

Girl 1: “What’s his major?”
Girl 2: “Stupidity.”
—Campus Connector

Guy 1 to Guy 2: “I puked on your face. Get over it.”
—Centennial dining hall

Guy: “Guys these days piss me off. How the hell can you not understand the phrase ‘in a relationship?!’ Lay off my Kool-Aid!”
Girl: “Glad to know I’m a sugary, talking bowl of fruit punch that bursts through a wall! ‘Oh yeah!’”
—Centennial Hall

“I had a really fun time! Well, you know, until I started puking everywhere ...”
—Superblock