Overheard around Campus

“It’s getting to the point where everyone looks like pillows. Pillows, pillows, pillows.”

—Frontier Hall

Guy 1: “Did you know Moos is supposed to be shaped like a tooth?”

Guy 2: “What moose?”

—Washington Avenue

Professor [talking about knees]: “Look at this amazing joint.”

—Molecular and Cellular Biology building

Guy 1: “Yeah, I don’t think they make anything specifically for oral sex besides flavored condoms.”

Guy 2: “I guess you’re right. ... Do you think they make spicy condoms in

Mexico?”

—Middlebrook Hall

“You know how dubstep usually has both a rise and fall? I want to make a dubstep song that is all rise. It’d be like dry humping for four hours!”

—Middlebrook dining hall

“So are you going to class, or are you going home to get wasted, as usual?”

—Washington Avenue bridge

“Do you think that curing my syphilis is going to make me happy?”

—Outside Anderson Hall

“The more and more I google things, the more I realize that wizards are

a-holes.”

—Unknown

Guy 1 [eating an apple]: “Did you know apples are the ovary?”

Guy 2: “So you’re on like second base right now?”

—Unknown

Guy: “That’s my keychain; it’s a wookiee.”

Girl: “What Pokemon is that?”

—Ferguson Hall