Girl 1: “I’m so bummed I didn’t get a free lunch today.”
Girl 2: “OMG, there are starving children in Africa!”
Girl 1: “Yeah, and I was almost one of them today ...”
“Teachers look so way different when you’re up close to them.”
Professor: “Any other favorite books? Or do you all worship at the altar of Harry Potter?”
Girl 1: “I want a shirt that says ‘I heart CSE boys.’”
Girl 2: “Why? You’re not even in CSE.”
Girl 1: “I know, but one day these boys are going to be rich, and I’ll learn to love them.”
Professor: “When in doubt, punch somebody.”
Girl 1: “I actually like some of Nickelback’s music.”
Girl 2: “You are never allowed to say that while wearing our letters.”
“Well I’m not that sick, I can still go drinking ...”
Guy 1: “So your soulmate is a random Japanese high school girl who you’ve been pen pals with for a week?”
Guy 2: “Uh ... yeah?”
Girl: “The sky is relatively easy to do.”
Guy: “What?! Did you say a guy is really easy to do?”
Girl: “No, I said sky! Oh, I feel so dirty.”
“The uterus, if you haven’t had a baby, looks like a pear. If you have had a baby, it looks like ... a stretched-out pear.”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Guy 1: “If a woman clones herself by taking her DNA and inserting it into her own eggs, and eventually gives birth to that clone, is she the mother?”
Guy 2: “So, she’s cloning herself by giving birth to herself?”
Guy 1: “Yes.”
Guy 2: “Why do we even study together?”
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