Girl 1: “My roommate wasn’t home last night, so I got to do whatever I wanted.”
Girl 2: “So you did 80 squats?!”
Professor: “The opera is great when you’re drunk.”
Girl [Trying to think of how boys’ voices can be prevented from dropping]: “Remember when young men used to be, what’s it called, euthanized?”
Girl 1: “There’s usually a line here; there’s no line ...”
Girl 2: “It’s two in the morning!”
“I don’t hate you guys. It’s just that you’re poking me with a stick right now.”
Girl 1: “I just want to make you smile while sitting in a big bowl of spaghetti.”
Girl 2: “…”
Professor: “I was 11 months pregnant then.”
Student: “Wait ...”
“I can’t wait for summer! There are old textbooks I want to reread!”
Girl 1 [while working on design homework]: “I don’t know how I want to do this bathroom ...”
Girls 2 and 3: “Well, I’d put a toilet in it ...”
“The uterus, if you haven’t had a baby, looks like a pear. If you have had a baby, it looks like ... a stretched out pear.”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Food science instructor [using a knife]: “Now don’t hurt yourselves, though. We don’t want to unnecessarily flavor the cabbage.”
—Food science lab
“It’s MISTER Salt and MISSUS Pepper; didn’t you watch Blue’s Clues?!”
—Middlebrook dining hall
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