Girl 1: “Ugh! It takes me like 35 minutes to walk to Carlson!”
Girl 2: “Why don’t you just take the Campus Connector?”
Girl 1: “What’s the Campus Connector?”
Girl 2: “The buses that circulate around campus ...”
Girl 1: “THE U HAS BUSES?!”
Sister: “I would love you if you went and got my bag for me!”
Brother: “Like how much money-love?”
“Man, is it possible to be in love with your bed?”
Girl [While crossing the street against the light]: “I’m 21! I’m legal!”
Guy: “I’m pretty sure 21-year-olds can still get jaywalking tickets.”
—Outside the Recreation Center
Girl 1: “So you’re stalking the guy?”
Girl 2: “Well … stalking is such a strong word. I like to look at it as intense research of an individual.”
“So you can break into my house, but I can’t break into yours?”
Guy 1: “I don’t want to be a vampire. That’s a cursed life.”
Guy 2: “I’d rather be a werewolf. That’s only once a month. Like your period.”
“You know it’s fast food when you get your order before your change.”
Girl 1: “It smells gross, like taco meat.”
Girl 2: “I dreamed of tacos all night last night.”
Guy: “Can I shave your head yet?”
Professor: “I can’t wait for the rapture to happen. ... I’ll get so many free clothes and stuff. ... It’ll be awesome!”
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