Overheard around Campus

Girl 1: “Ugh! It takes me like 35 minutes to walk to Carlson!”

Girl 2: “Why don’t you just take the Campus Connector?”

Girl 1: “What’s the Campus Connector?”

Girl 2: “The buses that circulate around campus ...”

Girl 1: “THE U HAS BUSES?!”

—Coffman Union

Sister: “I would love you if you went and got my bag for me!”

Brother: “Like how much money-love?”

—Dinkytown

“Man, is it possible to be in love with your bed?”

—Territorial Hall

Girl [While crossing the street against the light]: “I’m 21! I’m legal!”

Guy: “I’m pretty sure 21-year-olds can still get jaywalking tickets.”

—Outside the Recreation Center

Girl 1: “So you’re stalking the guy?”

Girl 2: “Well … stalking is such a strong word. I like to look at it as intense research of an individual.”

—Rapson Hall

“So you can break into my house, but I can’t break into yours?”

—Territorial Hall

Guy 1: “I don’t want to be a vampire. That’s a cursed life.”

Guy 2: “I’d rather be a werewolf. That’s only once a month. Like your period.”

—Coffman Union

“You know it’s fast food when you get your order before your change.”

—Arby’s

Girl 1: “It smells gross, like taco meat.”

Girl 2: “I dreamed of tacos all night last night.”

—Comstock Hall

Guy: “Can I shave your head yet?”

Girl: “Soon.”

—Dinkytown

Professor: “I can’t wait for the rapture to happen. ... I’ll get so many free clothes and stuff. ... It’ll be awesome!”

—Fraser Hall