Guy: “The boardroom in Carlson has a boardroom in it! No wonder it is nicknamed the World Domination room; there is a boardroom in a boardroom!”
Girl: “It’s boardroom inception!”
—Yudof Hall
“The best part was when Bambi’s mom died.”
—Dinkytown
Girl 1: “Can we start day drinking on Friday?”
Girl 2: “I thought you were going to say dating, and I was like, ‘No!’ But yes, we can.”
—Coffman Union
Girl: “She can’t come out drinking tonight. She has Bible study.”
—Dinkytown
Professor: “So your presentation is in two weeks. ... Just to be sure, do any of you have a Mac?”
Students: “Nope!”
Professor: “Good. In the past, hooking up Macs has been ...”
Girl: “Tricky?”
Professor: “Disastrous.”
—Gortner Lab
Professor: “Do you speak any other languages?”
Student: “Does parseltongue count?”
—French class
Guy: “Can you show me where a bathroom is? That or I need some napkins ...”
—Sanford Hall
Girl 1: “Did you know that Josh Hartnett was on campus Saturday?”
Girl 2: “Who is Josh Hartnett?”
Girl 1: “The only hottest guy to roam earth.”
Guy: “Fact.”
—Unknown
Guy 1: “I’m so glad there wasn’t cocaine in our weed.”
Guy 2: “Me too.”
—Comstock Hall
Girl [on phone]: “... yeah, I changed my phone’s settings to accommodate the hearing impaired. ... What? ... What? ... What?”
—Unknown
Guy: “Excuse me, will you close your eyes and shake my hand?”
—Traffic circle
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