Overheard

Girl 1: “Does anyone have a PC we could use?”

Girl 2: “What’s a PC?”

Girl 1: “Something that is not a Mac.”

—TCF Bank Stadium

Guy: “I want information in exchange for alcohol.”

—Dinkytown

“You can’t eat an eagle. It’s our national anthem.”

—Carlson School of Management

Guy: “Do you know that Amish friendship bread is delicious?”

Girl: “Wait, is that the same thing as monkey bread?”

—Biological Sciences Center

 “Wait ... Is this the Jimmy John’s by Superblock?”

—Jimmy John’s on West Bank

Professor: “You’re worried about side effects of birth control? Let me tell you about the side effects of birth!”

—Science Teaching and Student Services building

Girl 1 [sitting on bench with Girl 2]: “Did you just fart?”

Girl 2: “Um ... no, I thought that was you...”

Guy walking past them in the hallway: “Sorry ...”

—Blegen Hall

Guy: “I once got thrown out of the Library at 2 p.m. on a Saturday afternoon. I was that wasted.”

Guy 2: “You must have tripped out of the door. Bouncers don’t work day shifts.”

—Keller Hall

Girl 1: “Isn’t there a drug you can take for being albino?”

Girl 2: “It’s called sunscreen.”

—Frontier Hall