Girl 1: “Does anyone have a PC we could use?”
Girl 2: “What’s a PC?”
Girl 1: “Something that is not a Mac.”
—TCF Bank Stadium
Guy: “I want information in exchange for alcohol.”
“You can’t eat an eagle. It’s our national anthem.”
—Carlson School of Management
Guy: “Do you know that Amish friendship bread is delicious?”
Girl: “Wait, is that the same thing as monkey bread?”
—Biological Sciences Center
“Wait ... Is this the Jimmy John’s by Superblock?”
—Jimmy John’s on West Bank
Professor: “You’re worried about side effects of birth control? Let me tell you about the side effects of birth!”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Girl 1 [sitting on bench with Girl 2]: “Did you just fart?”
Girl 2: “Um ... no, I thought that was you...”
Guy walking past them in the hallway: “Sorry ...”
Guy: “I once got thrown out of the Library at 2 p.m. on a Saturday afternoon. I was that wasted.”
Guy 2: “You must have tripped out of the door. Bouncers don’t work day shifts.”
Girl 1: “Isn’t there a drug you can take for being albino?”
Girl 2: “It’s called sunscreen.”
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