Guy 1: “You know you’re in a math and science building when there’s an integral written on the bathroom stall.”
Guy 2: “Probably the integral of e to the x on the interval of six to nine.”
Guy 1: “Close, it was a natural log.”
Guy: “I can’t stand it when guys say that women belong in the kitchen!”
Girl: “I know right? It’s so annoying!”
Guy: “Seriously ... do they expect us to clean the whole rest of the house or what?!”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Guy: “I figured out that the most masculine way to carry a purse is under your arm ... like a football.”
“I got new deodorant today, and I can’t stop smelling myself!”
Guy 1: “I hate babies.”
Girl 1: “I mean I do too, just not as much as you I guess.”
Guy 1: “They’re so loud and sad all the time. And that soft spot! The self destruct button!”
Guy 2: “You’re going to end up like the most interesting man in the world.”
Guy 1: “I never did get that exploding frog spell down.”
Guy 2: “What!? Man, I’m sorry.”
Guy 3: “You should just quit life.”
—Near Folwell Hall
Professor: “Do you remember where you were when Saddam Hussein was caught?”
Professor [with a big smile on his face]: “I was in Vegas!”
Nominate an exceptional graduating senior for the upcoming Ski-U-Mah Issue!
UMN students have traveled to Florida colleges to collaborate with students on various projects.
When UMN students plan for a vacation, having trip cancellation travel insurance is a worthwhile commodity to check out.
Minneapolis Used Cars
Give back to the Minnesota community with a boat donation at boat4causes.org.
If you have been involved in a car accident call a Philadelphia Car Accident Lawyer for a free consultation.