Overheard around campus

Guy 1: “You know you’re in a math and science building when there’s an integral written on the bathroom stall.”

Guy 2: “Probably the integral of e to the x on the interval of six to nine.”

Guy 1: “Close, it was a natural log.”

—Smith Hall

Guy: “I can’t stand it when guys say that women belong in the kitchen!”

Girl: “I know right? It’s so annoying!”

Guy: “Seriously ... do they expect us to clean the whole rest of the house or what?!”

—Science Teaching and Student Services building

Guy: “I figured out that the most masculine way to carry a purse is under your arm ... like a football.”

—University Avenue

“I got new deodorant today, and I can’t stop smelling myself!”

—Middlebrook Hall

Guy 1: “I hate babies.”

Girl 1: “I mean I do too, just not as much as you I guess.”

Guy 1: “They’re so loud and sad all the time. And that soft spot! The self destruct button!”

Guy 2: “You’re going to end up like the most interesting man in the world.”

—Tate Laboratory

Guy 1: “I never did get that exploding frog spell down.”

Guy 2: “What!? Man, I’m sorry.”

Guy 3: “You should just quit life.”

—Near Folwell Hall

Professor: “Do you remember where you were when Saddam Hussein was caught?”

Students: “No...”

Professor [with a big smile on his face]: “I was in Vegas!”

—Ruttan Hall