Professor: “What do monarch butterflies eat?”
Student: “... children!”
—Biological Sciences building
Guy 1: “Guess what I’m getting this Wednesday!”
Guy 2: “Syphilis?”
Mom: “Did you lose your credit card?”
Guy: “No, why?”
Mom: “I saw you had a $140 withdrawal on it.”
Guy: “Yeah, I bought a keg ...”
Guy 1: “Yeah I guess she’s cute.”
Guy 2: “Dude, she looks like Keanu Reeves.”
Guy 1: “Ehh, Keanu Reeves is a pretty good-looking guy.”
Guy 2: “I’ll drink to that.”
“My job is to save marriages, save relationships and get people laid. I’m a Cupid!”
—Route 16 bus
Guy: “Yeah he said it turned him on in kinda a weird way.”
Girl: “What? Puking?”
Girl: “What kind of dog is that?”
Guy: “Oh no, it’s a python.”
Guy: “He has rabies. He has raped three dogs.”
Girl: “I’m not an alcoholic. I don’t drink during the week except Thursdays. Those are my favorite nights.”
Guy: “Did you notice the lack of tooth?”
Guy: “Would you like to try my bubble stick? It’s easy.”
—Stone Arch Bridge
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