Professor: “Let’s face it: There’s never a shark around when you need one.”
Professor: “I got asked to five proms throughout my junior and senior year. I don’t think it was because they liked me; it was probably because I had a reputation of being loose.”
Girl 1: “So, apparently my final is cumulative. I don’t even know what that means!”
Girl 2: “Well, it means ... wait, I don’t know.”
Girl 1: “Let’s Google it! How do you spell that?”
Girl 2: “... I don’t know.”
Drunk Guy 1: “Don’t do what you just did.”
Drunk Guy 2: “I didn’t do what I just did.”
Professor: “I’m not on drugs; it might be dementia.”
—Soil Science building
Professor: “I WANT RUM. GIVE ME RUM!”
Professor: “What are some things that intelligent design proponents might claim are too complex to have been brought about by natural processes?”
Student 1: “The immune system.”
Student 2: “The eye.”
Student 3: “Women.”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Professor: “Rabbits are cute. Who’d want to eat a rabbit? I think I’d rather eat the cat.”
High school girl in Future Farmers of America: “Yeah, I think the award ceremony is in some sort of arena. You know, the hockey one, mariachi arena.”
—St. Paul campus
“From a modern point of view, testing a sword on real body parts would be considered distasteful but is actually a pretty good test since that’s what they’re going to be used for.”
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