“My final ends at 4 o’clock. I plan to be stoned by 4:05.”
Professor: “How boring would that be?! To talk about things that are in no way related to sex?”
Girl: “Girl, why can’t I just find a normal douchebag [to date]?”
—Centennial dining hall
Guy: “Hey, I just got invited to a party in Como!”
Girl: “Where is it?”
Guy: “Mi casa... do you know where that is?”
Girl: “That means the party is at your friend’s house ...”
Guy: “You don’t know who Sonic the Hedgehog is?”
Girl: “No! I’m from Wisconsin!”
“Changing my major to geography was one of the best decisions I ever made in college.”
—Washington Avenue Bridge
“If you’re going to steal my credit card, will you at least buy some quality [expletive]? Don’t go to Walmart.”
Girl from PETA: “Do you like animals?”
Girl 2: “Not enough to talk to you.”
Girl: “It’s supposed to be 79 degrees tomorrow! I need to shave!”
—Food Science and Nutrition
Girl: “And they were just blasting One Direction at 7:30 this morning! I CANNOT wake up to One Direction and have a good day. It’s just not possible”.
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Guy 1: “We should go to Chilly Billy’s and get like two pounds of frozen yogurt and eat it until we cry.”
Guy 2: “Alright, let’s go. I’m calling your bluff.”
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