“You do realize that by Saturday, every fluid in my body will be replaced with Red Bull.”
“I made a shot in the dark, and I hit the boob.”
—GrandMarc Seven Corners
Girl 1: “I miss guys!”
Girl 2: “Yes! I need some testosterone in my life!”
Girl 1: “Agreed. I need some male figures in me somehow.”
Guy: “When I was watching ‘Green Lantern,’ all I could think was that that guy has the power to create anything he thought. Why doesn’t he just create a girl for himself?”
Girl 1: “So my parents said they would take me and a friend to Rio this summer.”
Girl 2: “Where’s Rio?”
Girl 1: “I don’t know. I think in South America. I’m really bad at geometry.”
Girl 2: “I’m really bad at geometry, too.”
Girl: “You are the most inconvenient mother I have ever had!”
Girl: “Do you guys know if Walter has a library?”
—Outside Rapson Hall
“The equivalent of Facebook is wolves howling in the wilderness.”
“Even a prospective student saw me naked!”
—Near Comstock Hall
Guy 1: “So then the guy said that I had Satan in me.”
Guy 2: “That’s pretty hot.”
“I can’t eat these fries with drunk boys all over my hands.”
Football player: “If it’s this nice tomorrow, I’m going to walk around naked.”
Professor: “Why is sex good?”
[No one answers]
Professor: “Sex is only for children. No wait, for making children.”
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