Guy: “I think we’re almost to Dinkytown.”
Professor: “If I went to a hotel with my wife and found a bottle of gin waiting in the icebox, my wife would say that they know me a little bit too well.”
—Carlson School of Management
Professor: “If we plot penetration as a function of length …”
“Is two inches not enough? Will it even fit?” [Talking about putting paper into a binder]
Guy to girl: “I’m going to be blatantly honest with you — I smoke a lot of pot.”
—Science Teaching and Student Services building
Guy to another guy: “… and finally the one date we actually went on alone happened in the woods.”
—Washington Avenue Bridge
“I always see him on the bus. I consider myself like a stage-five stalker!”
“Aaron, what are you WATCHING?! It looks like PORN!”
—Outside Bierman Apartments
Guy: “The fire alarm is going off, like everybody’s out front right now!”
Guy 2: “Well hey, if the fire reaches here, we can just walk out that door. Not too worried about it.”
Girl: “There isn’t really anything flammable in here anyway …”
—Comstock Dining Hall
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