Another poster sale just rocked Coffman Union. Are you still feeling the rip-off reverb? No worries – here’s why you’ll never have to buy another poster again.
Defy the weather and your friends’ pleas to spend the weekend day-drinking. Take a walk (and climb and run and tumble) through Minnehaha Regional Park.
Thirty nights of sleeplessness, caffeine overload, and literary abandon await several University of Minnesota students participating in National Novel Writing Month.
The rodeo was about as much fun as you can have on a Friday night. It was also a ruthless exhibition of humanity's domination over DNA. Is that okay?
Standing backstage at the World's Toughest Rodeo, all I could imagine was the gladiator pits under the Colliseum. Gladiators wrapped in thick leather armor pumped themselves up however they could, by screaming or wall-punching or staring straight ahead with their best Bogart face on. These guys were warriors, ancient beings, champions against the tide of wildest nature.
But what exactly WAS this great enemy they were about to engage?
If you spent all weekend getting ready for Kris Humphries' 27th birthday, you might have missed this stuff.
Here's an as-brief-as-possible recap of the weekend:
Two teams played in The Super Bowl, the Giants and the Patriots. The Giants won. Kelly Clarkson sang the national anthem. She won American Idol. Grantland recapped the game without mentioning Clarkson once.
Last night was a good night for our beloved Thursday night block. There were lots of laughs, three perfectly-cast guest stars, and The Office had some honest-to-god story progression. Well done, everyone! Let's dive in.
Kenneth Parcell said it best: "More than jazz or musical theater or morbid obesity, television is the true American art form." And the biggest day of the year for TV comes on Sunday. You may think I'm referring to another Comedy Central broadcast of "Joe Dirt," but I am not.
It's easy to hate your life on a Monday. The wind of the weekend is at your back and the week ahead looms long and large. Yeah, there are some things you can do today to keep yourself from wanting to hit fast-forward on that outdated, breaking VHS player that is your life. But why would you want to? Let's wallow instead.