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A Midsummer's Delight

Thanks to my mother's bithday, I got to see Joe Dowling's most recent production of a Midsummer's Night Dream. Spectacular costumes and Shakespeare set to rock music were just a few of the highlights. I've never seen a matinee (read elderly) audience laugh so hard. For those of you not a fan of Shakespeare, the actors do a relatively good job of making the play not only understandable but enjoyable, even for those with little prior knowledge of the plot. If the clever language isn't enough, the sight gags, espeically from the play within a play near the end of the play, is hilarious.

To top it off, by my count 10 of the actors came up from the Guthrie and U of M's BFA actor training program.

It runs through June 22, and rush tickets for $20 for weeknights and matinees, and $25 for Fridays and Saturday nights. They're available 10 minutes before any performance (and cheaper than the cheapest advance tickets).

Check out the Guthrie's Web site for more information.

Posted on May 4th, 2008 by sDickrell


The Rhetoric of the Yuppy

There was once a day when you could spot a yuppy by the white iPod earbuds constantly dangling around his head, but alas, now iPods are as common as TVs. That isn't to say that the media of the yuppy isn't in full bloom. A blog called "stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com" is practically a dictionary of yuppiness, explaining over-mechanically phenomena like expensive sandwhiches, gentrification and...divorce. But aside from racially-categorizing media, a yuppy is best defined by their own Bible, which came to me by some happenstance whim of fortune.
Apparently a subscription for some girl that used to live in my apartment, I ended up with one issue of a magazine called, "Experience Life." The cover had a Lex Luthor type bald man holding a couple of lemons, which should have warned me that I was entering a bizarre world. I initially thought it was a health magazine because of headlines like "Live Clean" and stories about organizing your pantry. As a person who is inexplicably intrigued by reading the description of lip balm on a Lip Smacker's package, it says a lot that I couldn't get through this magazine. Most of the information struck me as...wrong. A long article about different detox diets discussed the health benefits of getting "toxins" out of the colon, the lungs, etc. Most doctors are wary of detox diets, and whatever health benefits these ideas can wield are most likely overshadowed by their yuppy moral appeal and very, very marketable depiction of "clean living." Every food item in the "Organize your Pantry" article was organic. As my roommate Jen told me, "I got a rough wake-up from my Plant Propogation teacher that most organic foods still use pesticides." I have a nagging suspicion that terming something "organic" relies on about as much science as can fit in a small text burst on a label. Plus, they are pretty damn expensive.
Yes, we know that everyone wants to show off the fact that they "live clean," "eat slow food," and "Experience Life," but that doesn't mean you need to get cloth grocery bags that have snarky comments about the waste that they are preventing. If you really want to live in some type of "organic harmony," read "National Geographic's" China issue. The article about the mood-ring quality of the chemical dump that the Yangtze river is becoming is an environmental shock done right, i.e. without several product tie-ins for its grave message.

Posted on May 1st, 2008 by bLang


Rachel Ray puts Cheese on America's Crackers

We've long been asking the question, "Who will be the next Oprah?" A question with many subquestions, such as "Who will tell housewives which books to read?" "Who will we watch when we wake up from our naps?" "Who will have a ridiculous industry based on their own persona that generates a filthy amount of wealth which is quickly channeled into charity and fad diet merchandise?"

Tyra Banks is vying for the position. She's already got a talk show where she deals lazily with subjects like divorce and alcoholism, and she already knows how to convert a spare tire into an indignant statement about society's superficiality. She's got a lot of wigs, but I just don't think she has the chops. There's nothing motherly about Tyra. Not just because she's too pretty, but also because she has no trace of the motherly wisdom that we love in Oprah.

As you may have inferred from the title of this entry, I am going to predict that the next Oprah will be Rachel Ray. I never would have thought this a year ago, but then her face popped up on Wheat Thin boxes, and on cute trinkets at Patina. (Two places that 4 p.m. TV watchers are often found to be gazing.) Something about her exaggerated, slightly husky mannerisms combined with her ability to invent "go to" meals has caught on in society, and she is becoming an industry centered, like Oprah, on motherly tips about life. "Hey! Did you know that you can put some olive oil and tomato bits on these Wheat Thins!? Yummers!" Like Oprah, Rachel Ray is somewhat of a parody of herself. Saturday Night Live makes fun of a lot of people, but few of them are equally outrageous in real life. Rachel Ray and Oprah both fit this profile, but unlike Tyra, they rival their annoyingness a slight trace of genius* for what they do.



* ok i know genius is extreme for Rachel Ray. But she's ingenius at being a professional chef while still remaining completely relateable and accessible, which is a type of humility.



Posted on April 22nd, 2008 by bLang


Surfing is so gay

“Shelter,” a surfer flick that has dubbed itself a landmark in gay cinema, attempts a departure from the cliché just-a-reason-for-guys-to-have-their-shirts-off theater.

Photo Courtesy here!films

Zach (Trevor Wright) is a lower-class surfer/street artist destined to spend his life cleaning up both his family’s mistakes and the local diner kitchen. His friends are all off at college, a path he was denied, and it seems he’ll be stuck in urban California forever. Enter Shaun (Brad Rowe), Zach’s best friend’s brother, a wealthy, semi-successful writer who is great with children and comfortable with his sexuality. Ready, watch the struggle forself-awareness unfold!

An important aspect of the film is the minimal emphasis they place on homosexuality (and the film shies from the more steamy scenes). It departs from the run-of-the-mill, because the story’s main emphasis does not lie on coming to terms with self-identity. Rather, it falls on the implications of the changing family structure.

Unfortunately, his film falls short in nearly all arenas of production.The main duo performs well together, but the film’s multiple, underdeveloped side characters, (the best friend, the ex-girlfriend, the always-drunk sister,etc) fail to add anything to the story.

The writing is altogether too shallow, and remains unsuccessful inadvancing a complex plot or emotional depth of the characters.  It seems the movie is at its best when no one is talking at all.

 “Shelter”’s only true success lies in its soundtrack, which mainly features Shane Mack’s raspy country/pop/soul voice like “Lie to Me” and “More Than This” and several other sunny-day acoustic artists.

Posted on April 13th, 2008 by jSand


Voltage: Fashion Amplified

Because our next issue will hit the proverbial stands the day after Voltage: Fashion Amplified hits its First Avenue Runways, of course I’m using the blog to get your attention about this most fabulous of events.

Here’s the details, in a nutshell: Voltage: Fashion Amplified is a runway show/concert featuring local designers and local bands working in harmony to create a spectacular spectacle for its audience of media, retailers, buyers, the fashion-conscious and the music-obsessed, and oh, yeah, YOU!

Voltage’s publicity director Philip Kelley says it all: The shows have really become forces to be reckoned with, and this year is no different. Our designers, bands, and crew have been working feverishly to put on our best show yet, something that people will really be talking about. We've got an exciting cross section of bands and designers for next Wednesday's show. We have our first ever rap group participating in Voltage this year and some extremely talented first time Voltage designers.”

That should have your mind made up, and if you do choose to attend the event (you have to be 21, sorry underagers like me) it takes place Wednesday night at First Avenue. Not only will you get to see the amazing creations of designers like Katherine Gerdes (from “Project Runway”) and Red Shoe Clothing, but you’ll also get to dance all night to White Light Riot, Birthday Suits, and more.

So get going! What are you standing around for? Go support the economy, buy a new outfit, and support the emerging MPLS fashion scene by buying your ticket to Voltage: Fashion Amplified!

Posted on April 12th, 2008 by kNesvig


South Park Too Heavy on the Snark


Last year I watched every single South Park. (Ah, yes, the beauty of crappy  TV reception mixed with internet pirate friends.) I watched them clock up their curses, turn pop stars into Godzillas, and set town dads up for sexy encounters in hot tubs. Of course there were many political themes, like the episode about hybrid cars and they way that they canceled themselves out by creating the "smug smog" of people who liked to smell their own farts. Most of those episodes left me thinking, "Ah, good point. (Insert generic thought like, "hybrid cars are good but don't get a big head about it)." They often brought up something that needed to be vented from society, and couldn't resist concluding in some sort of overly-objective synthesis. The only difference between South Park and news writing is that news writing says, "both sides have an argument," and South Park says, "both sides are stupid."

Although clever, those episodes always struck me as slightly off, like watching your English teacher put on air-brush foundation. South Park used to be a show about a bunch of 2nd graders who were precocious in their ability to swear but sweetly ignorant in their knowledge of pubic hair. Their main adventures were due to the fact that they were governed over by a and a horny chef and a closeted gayman who channeled his latent desires into a be-hatted puppet. That in itself was funny.

It was probably the writer's success in "Team America" that made them decide to be full time political-authorties, but this season's episodes are too much. One kicker after the other. They have a conclusion about Britney Spears, the Writer's Strike, and overly charitable celebrities. The plots are still a bit upside down--the "writers" were made into "Canadians" who wanted more money just for being Canadian--but they are transparent nonetheless. Of course anything looks subtle compared to "Little Bush," but give us a break guys. Let's just have a couple episodes about the weird-a-- psyches of Mr. Garrison and Cartman's slutty, possibly male mother.

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by bLang


Blogity Blog Blog

In the blogging spirit of Diablo Cody (or at least the lame SNL skit version of her), I will attempt to use the world blog as much as humanly possible in the next few blogtastic sentences.

The Time Magazine's Web site,  ( hestitate to use the word blog here), has identified the top 25 blogs as of right now--and a few not so blogging-good-time blogs.

Among the list are favorites Post Secret and Freakonomics blog--like the book, as well as political blogs, techy blogs and blogs coming from media organizations (thought those blogging blogs are usually not that blogging great...according to the indexer--Tim McNichol).

Vote for yourself...unfortunately I don't even think the A&E blog made the list so write us in, for blog's sake.

Posted on April 7th, 2008 by sDickrell


So very punny

With the reemergence of the New Kids on the Block to the music scene, puns abound from newspaper headlines that just can't wait to play off the fact that these mid-30s men are not kids, nor are they new or anywhere near a block.

Some examples:
New York Times: Like Old Times for the New Kids
eFluxMedia: The Not So New Kids Back on the Block
St. Petersberg Times: Around the block and back
NBC5 from Chicago: New Kids are Back on the Block
Zap2It: OMG! NKOTB!
Boston Globe: Let's Try It Again
Akron Beach Journal: Shouldn't that be "Next to New"
LIVENEWS.com.au: New Kids on the Block to Reunite--Old Men on the Lawn?

Personally, I like the last one. And what's with the boy band reunions? Please tell me *NSync is next.

Speaking of harmony-singing, coordinated-dancing he-men, did you hear that Backstreet is Back in Minnesota...come State Fair time. The "Boys" will be performing Aug. 23 at the State Fair Grandstand at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $29 and go on sale April 12 at noon if you're interested in reliving your embarassing childhood.

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by sDickrell


Funny Games and Paranoid Park: A lot of words about two movies that won't make any money

"I'm sorry to disturb you, but may I please borrow some eggs?" Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet in "Funny Games"


Two movies in limited release at the Lagoon Theater reaffirm what many parents and most if not all grandparents have feared for decades: Youth and its American incarnations in particular are as disenchanted as ever.

 

Michael Haneke's remake of his own movie "Funny Games" is audacious for two reasons. 1. It is a shot-by-shot remake of his 1997 Austrian movie, also titled "Funny Games," except made-over with more recognizable headshots, namely Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, and Michael Pitt (when, after all, was the last time you set out for the theaters to see the latest picture starring young Arno Frisch, main character of the first "Funny Games"?) 2. It's determinedly sadistic with all the implied torture and violence its youth impart on a vacationing couple and their young boy. And because you're watching it and maybe enjoying it, and because your ethics are supposed keep you away from such indulgences, you are a determinedly masochistic, possibly sado-masochistic, member of the audience. This is no doubt by design.

 

The other is "Paranoid Park" by director Gus Van Sant, who has made a career out of obsessing over snapshots of young people's idiosyncratic traumas, and as of late, high school students' specifically. He did as much with "Elephant," a movie that delighted 2003 audiences everywhere with its drawn out school day (as they all were when lived through) that ends early with a school shooting depicted in fine detail. The camera of his movie "Last Days" hung around Blake, also played by Michael Pitt, who it seems safe to say is the face of disenfranchised America, one that no one has seen, or at least, they wouldn't immediately put face to name. Blake is a Kurt Cobain act-alike who wears a fur coat over his boxers while he walks around the woods, smoking cigarettes and murmuring to himself before probably committing suicide, though maybe he was murdered. But who knows for sure? Van Sant seems to wonder, with a life as unfulfilled as this, what does it mean for a culture to bother over the precise degree of the performer's final bow? It's much like the William Holden character in "Sunset Boulevard." Or if that doesn't do it for you, think Anna Nicole, and even more recently, Heath Ledger.

 

Again with "Paranoid Park," the chosen one (and there's always One) is a high school student, introverted, misunderstood, and a bit of a Romantic in the classical sense. For instance, he might break up with his girlfriend after they have sex for the first time, but he'll walk to a park bench on a picturesque sandbar near the Pacific overgrown with weeds (which is also picturesque, the growth of the weeds), just to write a letter he has no intention to send, a letter that he is in fact going to burn. Seeing Van Sant's movies as snapshots — a single day or part of a day told and told again like a scrutinized photo album paged through years after the fact — gives an impression of American Youth as an indefatigable syndrome without a traceable family history of illness, or a prescription. That he is this meticulous movie after movie suggests a perfectionist who hasn't yet convinced himself he's gotten it right. The problem with perfectionists being, when will they ever be convinced? The answer being, never. But audiences might stop believing he can pull it off, and keep their eye out for the next visionary to come around calling the shots.

 

In the end neither film is classic. Few films about youth ever are, with the exception of "A Clockwork Orange" and "The Graduate," two films which I venture to guess both directors and Haneke in particular, and particularly "A Clockwork Orange," are likely to revere. Of greater staying power is "Funny Games," but not only because of its theory-friendly tug-of-war between institutions of power (God-and-man, state-and-people, movie-and-audience, etc.), which includes what it means today for a young man to have all that power, for the institutions to be revolutionized, in a sense. (This is revolution as the legend of Che Guevara might imagine it, or, conversely, as the legend of a different sort, that belonging to his fellow, Fidel Castro, has demonstrated.) But it's also nearer classic, in a cult sense at least, for a simpler reason, a more quantifiable reason: because he made it twice. (The first is being labeled "Funny Games '97," the second, "Funny Games U.S.")* Seeing as 5 of the top ten grossing films of 2007 were the third or later installation of a series, and that the top 4 were all "family" pictures, this is a significant achievement, a funny one indeed. Michael Haneke has made a sequel to his own film, which is exactly like his own film, with a bigger budget and receiving larger grosses, if only slightly larger grosses. He's playing Hollywood.

 

Rather than tell the same story with the same faces, as Pirates of the Caribbean has, or as Shrek has, only changing the exotic locations and the costumes for its major players, Haneke tells the same story in the same way and only changes the faces. It wouldn't be out of the question to say he did so only to make money, and Warner Bros., the studio that distributed the film through its independent branch, Warner Independent, certainly only did so to make money, unless they've rethought their business model. So maybe its second appearance is not so radical from its critically and theoretically adored "tug-of-war between institutions of power." Film theorists love that kind of thing, and Haneke knows his theory (see "Caché" for another example). It's an admirable criticism of the contemporary studio system, one that has only been matched in recent memory by "Ratatouille" (no joke, a movie with rats and men and art and tradition and industry and criticism is always about everything and the kitchen sink), though "Ratatouille" is the more entertaining of the two, in my opinion. Call me a family man.

Gabe Nevins as "Alex" in "Paranoid Park." Another movie that won't make a lot of money.

 

"Paranoid Park" is strong for those who are drawn to Van Sant's intricate storytelling, plicated and condensed like a Japanese fan spread open with great care to reveal a beautiful tale painted on its surface. It's a murder mystery and a commendable "wrong man" picture re-imagined with more despair. The sound mixing is especially mesmerizing. A shower in an empty home becomes a rainforest shaded beneath a thick canopy. The pouring faucet builds into a torrent slapping against broad leaves. Macaws and toucans call and sing, insects trill, and spider monkeys taunt. Then piece by piece they're taken away and the domestic sense of the suburban home returns as if from a long, much-needed vacation, though you've never left the bathroom.

Van Sant sometimes uses 8mm footage of skateboarders in Paranoid Park, and the sequences feel like an old Volcom video cassette dug out of the closet. He also rolls slowed down 70mm footage of skaters soaring one after another in identical arcs off one of the skate park's many vertical bowls, a nice contrast between two aesthetics — the coarseness of concrete parks where young people gather to smoke and drink and skate, and the eloquence of skaters negotiating steep inclines on a seven-inch plank fixed with metal and polyurethane. To Van Sant's credit, the footage is never distracting to the point of being mundane, although skateboarding videos, like hot rod and Harley videos and television shows featuring Winchester rifles, have the feeling of a ritualistic observance, and is therefore cherished exclusively by believers and potential converts. You get the sense that Van Sant worships these boys, and he can't help it if boys these days happen to ride skateboards. It's a sense similar to when Haneke has Pitt's character look over his shoulder and smile knowingly at the audience, or later, when he addresses the audience directly and asks who you're rooting for. You become implicit, and the stakes, as "Funny Games" makes explicit, raise ever higher.

 

Van Sant seems to ask his audience who is responsible for these boys, because it is mostly boys, sometimes suggested as straight ("Paranoid Park) and sometimes suggested as gay ("Elephant"), but always boys and usually sexually ambiguous, right down to the androgynous bone structure and complexion, the long hair and the aw-shucks insecurity. The insecurity is of the brand a Studio Era picture might have reserved for the young ingénue who Gable or Grant would have pursued with prowess. Van Sant's boys would be the Humphrey Bogart character half a century ago — mysterious, calm and stalwart, but guarding insecurity. The difference being that Bogart had the government or some other clear form of power to resist. For Van Sant's boys, even the parents are like they were to Charlie Brown and his clan. They're indistinct. They come and go. They seem to have little consequence to the social make-up of these boys' relationships, with girls and with one another.

 

In "Paranoid Park," Van Sant refuses Alex (a name intentionally chosen for its androgyny, I assume) the occasion to express the impact an absent father with sleeves of tattoos decorating his arms might have on his social life, though he makes a point of setting the two together in a tool shed, as the father wipes the grease off wrenches and vice grips with a rag and explains to his son that he will do everything he can to make it easier on the boy. You get the feeling that there's not much he can do. You also get the feeling that both he and his son know this, but Van Sant forces the question: how do you bring up a father's inadequacies in conversation? And so the father leaves and Alex retreats to the Oceanside to write a note to a girl (as she suggested he do), about whatever is bothering him. What's bothering him is that he accidentally killed a security guard. It's the necessary drama used to diagnose the symptoms. Like torture and violence in "Funny Games," the murder in "Paranoid Park" exposes vulnerabilities. A boy without authority is without suppression, but he is also without relief should an accident happen, which they always do.

 

And so Alex turns inward. He must wrestle with his own demons, to put it in masculine terms, and the result of that match with Van Sant as referee turns out to be a draw. Alex writes his letter and throws it in the fire. Sometimes all that matters, the girl tells him, is that you get your thoughts out there. The trick is you address the letter to someone you know and can trust. "Write it to me," she says. There will be another round to the match. There will be another season.

 

Haneke confronts the struggle directly, amplifying it for affect. Following a false escape the husband and wife are again under the boys' control. After prematurely killing the couple's son, the boys leave and Naomi Watts' character makes a run for it, but she is caught on the road trying to find help and the three return to the home for more. The boys continue with their diplomatic tones ("You really shouldn't have done that Anne. That wasn't very nice." And at the door to inquire about some eggs, brilliantly underwritten and overacted: "I'm sorry to disturb you, but…"). Haneke ends "Funny Games" where he began. The Michael Pitt character knocks on the door of another vacation home and asks to borrow eggs. Then he looks at the camera and the frame freezes. Screaming noise music blares as you look him in the eyes. The credits roll.

 

It's demented. And it's demented because it was done again, identically. It's demented because these boys have no one to answer to for their violence but themselves. It's also demented to see Tim Roth, age 46, hit on the shin and left powerless before Michael Pitt, age 26, looking dapper in his white polo and shorts and perversely obliging. The boy isn't supposed to be stronger than the man. But that's not even the most demented part. What's truly demented, and what "Funny Games" really succeeds at, is suggesting a world where boys will be boys, and so will the men, a world without the fears of parents or grandparents, a world without parents or grandparents altogether.

This is the world of "Paranoid Park" and "Funny Games." It is a world governed by its own arbitrary rules, where torture and violence are the rules of the game, where timeouts are taken at will and without limit. As it so happens, in this world, there is no weaker sex. The perversity that concerns both movies and especially "Funny Games," is that reality and its fictional counterpart are close associates who share characteristics and strategies, part married couple, part business fellows. It's a tug-of-war to determine who holds the control.

*I apologize for all the parentheses.

Posted on March 29th, 2008 by mGarberich


"A Sunset's Knowledge" by a computer

In my CD review this week I quote a computer generated poem. I thought people might enjoy the entire text. So here it is.

The Sunset's Laughter

your basement quivers in the delight of my bike's rapture
but that dog bathes in the oyster's of luscious laughter
a wanderer aches for the velvet dewdrops of abandonment
my friend lingers in black knowledge.

the sunset holds meetings on ugly volcanos.
forget it!
a sandwich smokes the night's bananas.
thus the desert blows bubbles in studious sorrow.



My favorite line is "the sunset holds meetings on ugly volcanos."

edit: this is actually a scrambled version of the one I quoted. I clicked on it and everything changed.

Posted on March 29th, 2008 by bLang


Do Boredoms hate Canada?

Sure Boredoms might sing in words. They're from Osaka, so I realize that any screams and grunts are probably in Japanese. But for some reason, when I saw them live last night at First Ave, a  part of my brain just kept hearing singer Yamatsuka Eye breaking up a bloodcurdling few syllables that sounded like "Ca-na-da." "CAAaaaa Nuhhhhhh DAAAAA!" for at least one of their long, pounding  jams. I liked the idea that for some reason he had a vendetta against the country just North, and wanted to release his anger via whiplashes of his luxurious dreadlocks, sicking his army of skinny-armed drummers on them as well. 

My interpretation of this is probably all due to some tragic flaw in my mind that makes me unable to appreciate live music in a technical way whatsoever. I would never have noticed that "the rhythms of the drumming were constantly tight" unless some one had pointed it out in the car on the way home. I don't like telling actual musicians this, but I usually get bored at concerts because they force me to realize that all of the glittery noises in my favorite music come from things as simple as guitars. They should come from magical frogs... or laser guns.
Luckily, Boredoms are about as entertaining to watch as any mystical soundscape I can imagine. They had three drumsets, and a seven-necked guitar...monster that the singer would periodically bang on during fits of particularly commanding passion. The best part was, after floating into such heavy percussive bliss that you'd forget that angels are more into harps, the Canada-screaming singer hobbled off the stage and into a set of crutches. Take that, American Idol people who cancel your tours because of a busted knee. Boredoms are so kick-a-- that they don't need knees; they don't even need a "The." 

Posted on March 26th, 2008 by bLang


The Land of 10,000 Lakes? Nope. The Land of the Zubaz!

It can't be true. On the front page of the Star Tribune's B section today was a story all about the dreaed Zubaz...those horribly ugly, striped pants of the '90s. And gasp, shock, horror, they were created in a Roseville gym, only miles from my home!

Why? Why? Why?

It's not as if I'm a fashionista or anything, but the articles says they plan to market to 20-somethings. Seriously kids, if you must go for comfort, stick with traditional sweatpants and don't embarass yourself.

Posted on March 24th, 2008 by sDickrell











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