.War be a brewin' out there Networkia. Its fats versus skinnies just like "Ice Hockey" for NES.
From Smacky the Bear
Congrats AngryBBW, you did a smack-tacular job of baiting Smacky and now he feels obligated to return fire. Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure you have a great personality, but Fred Flinstone was like the coolest caveman in the town of Bedrock. Net: Maybe so, but Captain Caveman could still kick his candy-ass. Oh, that's not what your point was? I see... well no one's criticizing fatties for simply being fat. Net: They aren't? Oh no, with heftiness comes a whole host of other problems such as smelliness and excessive gas. Net: It's all worth it when you finally have an excuse to wear muumuus in public. so just be sure to wash in between all of your "lovin' goodness" (and I mean a good scrub not a wimpy once-over) and you wont have to suffer the wrath of Smacky anymore. Net: Not to mention molds and fungi. If you're not thorough, you'll end up with a veritable Petri dish in there. Or you could just take David Banner's advice and run on a treadmill while he reads a newspaper to a funky beat.
From Dr. Von Nostrand
Oh... you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh... down beside that red firelight.
Are... you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round... yeah Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Net: Get on your bikes and ride!
From Jared VanderHook
Never have I been so motivated to do something as I am right now. Net: Your girlfriend is bribing you with handjobs again, isn't she? Maybe I need to have angry fat girls dare me to do my homework...god only knows I'd have a 4.0. Anyways, to AngryBBW: Maybe you should give half an effort to step foot in the rec center and you wouldn't have to make yourself believe that all your "loving goodness" is somehow sexy. Net: We prefer Fitness Made Simple starring fitness celebrity John Basedow. I mean do you really believe that? Plus, fat guys aren't my concern; I'm just trying to promote the removal of a girl's ugliness (AKA her fat) Net: Thanks for clearing that up. because you never know how many hot NUTTs might be hiding under all those rolls. Net: Good point. Who doesn't like a free ride? Oh, and just one last thing. Gophergal is on crack because Dr. Date NUTTing sucked last year. Net: Surgeon General's warning: Smoking crack cocaine may cause unwarranted appreciation of unfunny top 10 lists and smarmy humor.
Good mooooorning Networkia! I definitely have to agree with AngryBBW on this one. I'm tired of hearing guys complain about fat women. Net: Maybe you should invest in some earplugs. Not everyone is model-thin (it's called airbrushing, dumbNUTTs), and haven't you ever heard the phrase "a little cushin' for the pushin'"? Net: "You'z a big fine woman, won't you back that ass up." Personally, I think it's sickening to see these itty bitty size 0 girls walking around that I'm pretty sure you could snap in half with minimal effort. Net: Yeah, but they make a cheap date. Free popcorn at Sally's and they're full for days. That's just gross; nobody wants to see your ribcage. But perhaps a more important issue: short guys with little-man complexes that constantly complain about how all the short girls are taken. Net: That's not true. There are lots of she-midgets out there just waiting for attention. If the tall people would date each other then we wouldn't have this problem. There you go Networkia, your mission to make the U a more harmonious place.