I have to give my shout out in support of WalkOnOuttaHere. He is exactly right. Net: Except for that whole "Canada is 500 miles away" part. You are all 18 years of age by now, which means you are free to leave whenever you desire, which hopefully will be sooner rather than later. Net: It also means you can join the Army and blow things up with tanks and kill evildoers and stuff. But don't even think about drinking alcohol. You're not mature enough for that. If you don't want to be a part of it, then we don't want you. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Net: Unless of course you're into that sort of thing. Who knows what kind of perverse activities those peace-loving hippy bastards are into. Secondly, what is with all of these NUTTS on bikes?? Get a damn clue. Net: How dare they use a form of transportation not fueled by gasoline. No bikes on the sidewalks, and when you are in the street you have to obey the traffic lights, douche-holes. I am out like Daunte.
So anyway, deer season for firearms opens this weekend and I know that our wonderful bleeding-heart campus is probably already shedding tears. Net: We're crying, but only from the onions we diced for dinner. Let me explain something to all of you who think that it is cruel to shoot a deer. First let's look at how a deer dies naturally. It is either going to starve, freeze, die of disease, be eaten alive, miscellaneous (like falling off of a cliff or being impaled on a pointy tree stump left by a beaver), Net: Those beavers are crafty ones, especially the hairless kind. or any combination of these. Don't get me wrong, I don't think that I'm doing the deer a favor, but a well-placed shot is much faster and less painful than the latter. Second, I'd like to address the hypocrites (those who eat meat and/or wear leather but still think what I'm doing is wrong) that tell me that the deer doesn't have enough of a chance. Well, it sure has a hell of a better chance than a cow that is led to the slaughterhouse. Net: Plus, it gets to be stuffed and mounted so some schmuck can show off to all his friends. Newsflash: A 12-point buck does not make up for a 3-inch penis. Should be a good season this year, the Department of Natural Resources expects over a quarter of a million deer to be harvested. Happy hunting. Net: Don't forget your tree stands Networkia. Why hunt when you can ambush?
I just want to address the issue of how much some professors here suck. They think that their class is the NUTT, and don't realize that we students have other classes, jobs and a life. One teacher in particular, I won't say who, thinks that her class is so great that if you miss a day, she has the right to fail you. I think she needs to get laid more, that way she won't be such a tight ass. Net: Sounds like an extra-credit opportunity to us. Yes, I do agree that college is about getting an education, but college is about gaining experiences too, Net: Like doing Jäger shots and going to Sally's only to wake up at 5 a.m. in a strange bed with no pants, still clutching the remnants of your late-night burrito? and just because you miss one day, shouldn't mean you deserve to get an F. So to that professor and all the professors like that, my advice to you is to go get some, so you'll stop being such jerks. Thanks for letting me rant net. Peace.
From Mr. Fuzzybuzzles
Holy NUTT! I drove the wrong way on University Avenue Southeast for like two blocks today! Nobody even honked! Shout out to anyone who saw me! Can you tell I like Seinfeld?! Net: "All sides point to yes!"