>From The Incredible Hult
Wow, thanks for publishing my proposed deal of not repeating the same subjects over and over. Net: Don't thank us, you earned it. I see you are not up to your end of it, because lo and behold there have still been "best places to poop" references. Net: People need to know these things; otherwise they'll end up in Folwell wiping their asses raw with half-ply TP. Sigh. I cannot believe that I don't have more supporters for the Far Side cartoon. Where are you? Doesn't the line "Hell of a birthmark, Hal" bring back memories? Who the heck is Foxtrot anyway? Anyhoo I would like to talk about something else now. Thanks MotorBoatinSOB for furthering the discussion on beer. Net: Because that topic is sooo original and fresh. But hey you're just plain wrong about Miller. It sucks, period. Net: And how! I wish there was no such thing as Miller so people would be forced to drink something else. Net: Like Boone's Farm. For cheap beer, I prefer Pigs Eye. But its been so long since I've gone to the liquor store to buy beer that I don't even know if they make it anymore. Poor me.
To Shutterbug, I'm glad someone else hears me out. You've gotta admit, our instructor is a cute old man though. Net: In a bald, wrinkly, want-to-spoon-feed-him-his-afternoon-applesauce sort of way? Sure he can't teach for NUTT, but his humor and grand ol' smile makes my day. Net: Damn if that isn't worth $275 a credit. I have not learned a single thing in his lectures, but his slow trods and cute smile makes up for it. I feel bad that you are in "HER" discussion. I can only imagine how irritating that is! Best of luck!
Hey net! Check this: ongelade (v.) - def: when one is so constipated that the poop built up in one's bowels reaches maximum capacity and must be vomitted from the mouth. That's right, watch out, it exists! Net: Man, that Webster is one sick, twisted dude. okay, I made it up, but it could happen.
From bigger is better
hola net! Net: Qué pasa? so i am a little disappointed in the fact that gino guyer didn't respond to my marriage proposal. Net: He's too busy perming his hair. maybe he's waiting to accept at this weekends game against umd. Net: Don't get your hopes up. on another note. wasn't the topic of fat people supposed to go away now? it's such a boring topic. way too many easy rants about them. and moterboatinsob, get out of the frat house and try a beer that doesn't suck complete ass. Net: Some people like the taste of a good ass-beer. your buddies might have convinced you that the stuff in the keg was miller, but i can be positive it's the left over nattie ice from the last party. and why does everyone from wisconsin think that they know beer better than everyone else? Net: Stupidity. get over yourselves. and i'm confused, is anal assassinator a dude or a chick? or maybe both ... Net: These days, you never know. i've got a new topic: instead of best places to poop, what are the best places to fornicate on campus? i like that word... fornicate... adios net.
From George Michael (not the singer songwriter)
What is up with Dr. Date thinking they publish anything that is not valuable to anyone, other than to get a good laugh while taking a dump in the Coffman basement? I wonder how qualified Dr. Date is to actually be giving advice that should be taken as serious. I wrote in yesterday looking for advice about dating my cousin, and he/she spat in my face. Net: Isn't that customary in the Deep South?