âÄúI want to see you speak with your tongue through your teeth.âÄù

âÄîSpanish class

Girl: âÄúWhen youâÄôre in, I want you to look at me. Both of you.âÄù

âÄîSanford Hall

Guy 1: âÄúWould you like to become a member of the broletariat?âÄù

Guy 2: âÄúHow is that different from the proletariat?âÄù

Guy 1: âÄúWe occasionally wear polos.âÄù

âÄîStadium Village

Professor: âÄúIf you are going to dedicate a book, commas are important … You need commas after each person: âÄòI dedicate this book to my parents, Condoleeza Rice, and God.âÄôâÄù

âÄîConstitutional Law Class

Student 1: âÄúIf everybody wanted a star, theyâÄôd run out pretty quick …âÄù

Student 2: âÄúYeah … I donâÄôt think there are enough for everyone.âÄù

âÄîFolwell Hall

Girl 1: âÄúAnd she was like, âÄòKelly, your boobs are so big!âÄôâÄù

Girl 2 [laughs]: âÄúLike, âÄòThanks, I grew them myself!âÄôâÄù

âÄîUnknown

Professor: âÄúOne of the things that separates you from butterflies is that you canâÄôt mate with a butterfly. The parts donâÄôt fit.âÄù

âÄîAnthropology class

Guy 1: âÄúYouâÄôre going to eat lunch by yourself?!âÄù

Guy 2: âÄúHell yeah! I donâÄôt need nobody to hold my hand while I eat!âÄù

âÄîUnknown

Guy 1: âÄúDonâÄôt you think it is a bit mean that you are riding him [in his wheelchair] like that?âÄù

Girl 1: âÄúIâÄôm sorry but my legs are tired and I just donâÄôt want to walk.âÄù

Guy 2 [in wheelchair]: âÄúYeah well my legs donâÄôt work but you donâÄôt hear me complaining.âÄù

âÄîNorthrop Mall

Guy [walking in the mall leaving a voicemail]: âÄúâĦBut anyways, IâÄôd really like to see you and IâÄôd really like to get hot and sweaty. Ok, bye.âÄù

âÄîHanson Hall

âÄúLast call for alcohol!âÄù

âÄîO-Chem lab