>The set of Boris, an experimental band from Japan - ROCK!!!!

The appearance of boots on the feet of people suffering from intense heat - Really?

Pitchfork Music Festival - Caucasian

Bryan Fisher - Mega-hottie

Amount of vomit expelled from concert-goers full of enthusiasm for the 312's beer and Sparks' alcoholic energy drink tents - Minimal

Dunkin' Donuts proliferation in Chicago - High

Animal Collective's light show - BLASTerrific

Ghostface's face - Exposed

Sparks (The beverage that sponsored the festival and got many people mildly drunk) - Frothy

Sleepy, the teddy bear mascot of the Travelodge hotel in downtown Chicago - Baked