Dear Dr. Date, My close friend is really effing up, Doc. He’s been hanging out with this one girl who has a boyfriend in Spain, and they plan to attend a friend’s wedding together in a few weeks. Basically, it’s just about guaranteed that this girl is going to cheat on her boyfriend with my friend. Even worse, my friend is counting on this to happen because he really wants to get his dick wet. Yeah, I know, he’s being kind of a douche right now.
Dear Dr. Date, I’ve been seeing this one guy for a few weeks now and things have been weird. The things I like about him so far are as follows: He’s cute, he skates (love) and he is really funny. Things I dislike about him are as follows: He lives half an hour away and doesn’t have a car, so I end up driving a ton whenever we hang out, and he might be really dumb.
Dear Dr. Date, I recently graduated and moved on to the big leagues in more than a couple ways. I’m working a few part time jobs, getting my money up and living in my own apartment. You know, grown-up stuff. I’m even dating this totally gorgeous woman who’s a few years older, so it’s like I’m taking my love life to the big leagues, too.
Dear Dr. Date, I love my girlfriend to death — honestly. She’s always been there for me with kind words and even kinder actions, so she’s earned this place in my heart. Just between you and me, though, Doc, I recently found out how unbearably annoying she is when she gets drunk with her family. You see, we were figuring out ways of celebrating my twenty-first birthday, and she suggested I spend some time with her and her family.
Dear Dr. Date, I’ve been hanging out with this one girl for the past couple months — casual dates, hooking up, that kind of stuff. I started to really like her, and I thought she felt the same because she would tell me about seeing a potential future for something more official between us. Hell, she even brought flowers to my house for me one time — talk about a cool move. The other day, though, I was going through Instagram and I found a profile that was followed by a lot of my other followers, so I checked it out.
Dear Dr. Date, I recently started becoming closer with a friend of mine, and it’s been great. We went from amicable acquaintances to good buds in no time at all, so it’s been cool to hang out all the time and watch stupid movies and stuff like that. But whenever we hang out at her place, I can’t help but notice how effing attractive her roommate is. We only get to talk a little bit in passing, but I’m convinced that she’s something special.