Dr. Date, I need your advice on this topic: I’m a guy whose size is sometimes intimidating. I’m 6 feet 7 inches tall and almost 300 pounds. My friends call me “the Human Growth Hormone.” I like working out and I’m proud of my physique, but it’s sometimes hard to find a girl who doesn’t get scared by it. Even when I hit on girls around the gym, who are also tall and muscular, I get denied. What am I doing wrong?
Dr. Date, I’m a gay guy, but I’m just really curious about what sex with a girl would be like. My girlfriends and I joke around all the time, like making out and groping, but I think it might be really fun to go all the way. And it’s not cheating if I’m just having straight sex for fun, right? I have a boyfriend right now. —Curious George
Dr. Date, Help! I’ve been hanging out with this chick lately, and she’s really great — funny, down-to-earth, sexy and smart. She’s the total package. But I can’t get over one thing: She chain-smokes cigarettes, and when we make out, I feel like I’m kissing an ashtray.
Dr. Date, I’ve been out on a couple of dates with this girl I met from the club, and we seemed pretty cool on the first few dates. But after a while, she always seemed to be “busy” whenever I tried to make plans, and she turned down a couple of advances toward physical interaction.
Dr. Date, My girlfriend is living with her parents for the summer, and last weekend, when we were hanging at her suburban home, something bad happened. Naturally, we started hooking up on her bed. Things were getting pretty hot — clothes off, intense making out, almost sex — when her intensely religious, super-awkward dad walked into the bedroom. I wanted to die.
Dr. Date, I’ve been seeing this great girl for a few weeks now, and we just had sex for the very first time last night. Overall, it was good — except for one thing: Right in the middle of it, she made me pee all over her.