Overheard around campus

“I’m like, ‘Wow, you’re hot ... but you’re wearing Ugg boots.’”

—Pleasant Street

Guy 1: “Yeah, she goes to some one-year university. She’s majoring in, like, creative writing or something.”

Guy 2: “Oh, so she’s getting, like, a certification or something?”

Guy 1: “Yeah, but the certification is about as useful as if you [expletive] on a piece of paper.”

—Comstock Hall

“I feel like having a Segway would make my life so much happier.”

—Campus Connector

“We’ll make an indie film and call it ‘Snakes on a Bus!’”

—Campus Connector

“I’d be like the Oprah of sub sandwiches! ‘Look under your chairs! You get a sub! You get a sub! Everyone gets a sub!’”

—Pioneer Hall

Guy 1: “Two pennies in one day! Best day ever!”

Guy 2: “You have really low standards.”

—Pioneer Hall

Guy: “Someday we are going to dress up as women and go around on campus and see how many guys whistle at us, and we’re going to go to a frat party ...”

—Unknown

Guy 1: “We’ll make it look like a stampede, like in...”

Guy 2: “If you say ‘Lion King,’ I will murder you.”

—Sanford Hall

Professor: “There are tubes behind your ears. What are they called?”

Guy: “Fallopian tubes?”

—Tate Laboratory of Physics

Student: “All of my sisters have light blond hair, and I have dark brown hair. It’s weird.”

Professor: “Well are you sure they’re your real sisters?”

—Science Teaching and Student                                 Services building