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You know what's worse than the utterly clueless Class of '13? Net: beating a sack full of kittens with a rusty pole? The holocaust? CSOM Executive Education? Barack "The Islamic Shock" Obama, that's what. I "hope" he gets impeached.

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From: IToldYou

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Hey losers, looks like you lost again. You suck. You dropped the ball and didn’t even have the squirrely nuts to take it out on the d-bag delegation that swarmed through this peaceful village like pubic lice at a swingers’ summit. Where were the dismembered body parts or beer-box fires that have become our hallmark? Why weren’t there more rocks, punches and feces flying through at the Reds? That liberal rag The Badger Herald even did a story on how tame the fearsome Gophers fans have become. I dare you to check it out on the Interwebs.

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From: darwinistsaredumb

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From:rabbitcatcher

Yo Net,

You know what the best part about this weather is? Net: The smell of despair at the start of the skull-crushing coldness of winter? All the snow bunnies will be coming out of their snuggly little caves again. Whats a snow bunny? Net: Too many questions, bra. It’s those fine chickas with them furry boots on that make the Minnesota tundra oh so bearable. Net: I always thought they lived in caves, warm and snuggly caves. Let the snow fly! Net: Your girlfriend lives in a cave dude, you’re a NUTTing caveophile.

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Ho’ boy it’s cold. Don’t get caught with your NUTTs out when the chill whips by. Now might be a good time to think about using that no-questions-asked-H1N1-free-pass you’ve all got this time around.

From Beowulf
Net: Listen — you have heard of Dinkytown Kings/and how in days of olde/what great warriors they were/Network, the offspring of hell/took many an enemy’s chair/terrified many a freshman/laid with many wenches/they were the good kings!

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Mon, 09/28/2009
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From: Geoff

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From Ronn Torossian

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Net: This is the third installment of DOOM that shall swim inside the heads of the general population, causing wicked dreams of destruction and mayhem. So far we’ve outlined biological vessels of doom and even touched upon the evil doings of She Who Must Not Be Named, so now let’s move into a form of destruction that is taking its effect on us friendly people in the new world in a dreadful way.

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Boom! It’s day two of DOOM WEEK and we’re off to a great start. Get that hand sanitizer out of the cupboard and slather it on. Mark our words, by the end of the week there will be so many paper masks, the east bank will be indistinguishable from Toyko Narita International Airport. Let’s transition now from the biological stuff to a more societal destruction…

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